The "Swim Off" is in THREE DAYS!!

That's right! Professional Triathlete (and amateur jackass) Devon Palmer is finally going to race me in the pool. It's going to happen this Thursday!!

On December 12th, we're meeting at the Hopkins Masters Swim at the Eisenhower Community Center at 8 a.m. You're all invited.




This news made Devon feisty, and he responded that way to a tweet from a friend:

Devon responded with a string of attacks:

The Lochte one. Fantastic.

Devon's afraid I'll hurt myself in the coming days to sabotage the race. Don't worry, Devon... if I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.

Thursday morning.
Eisenhower Community Center in Hopkins.
8 a.m.
Let me know if you'll be there.
Devon is going to have his 2 fan girls there...

... so I could use at least 2 people in my corner. (Seriously, I could use at least 2 people there: one to take a video and one to watch Henry for a few minutes of swimming.)

It's on.