5 Things Learned From My First Swim Meet

>> Wednesday, February 27, 2013

• ONE: I need to work on my kick. I've always known I have a "triathlete's kick." That means "I don't HAVE a swim kick because I want to keep my legs fresh for the bike and the run." I STARTED working on it about a year ago, but I need to do more. In a swim meet, I need to use my legs more!

• TWO: I should have swam more than just the 50 and 100. But I was too scared to sign up for more. But even after my first event, I knew I could have / should have done more. Next meet, I'll (probably) try the 500. Or even the 1000. I WON'T try the 200 right away because I've heard that's like the 800 in track: too far to "sprint" all the way, but not far enough to fall into a nice rhythm.

• THREE: Swimmer's AREN'T jerks. I was afraid that I'd be an outsider because I'd never done a meet. But nobody cared. Everyone was helpful and friendly. No one was walking around like "I'm in the zone; don't f*cking talk to me."

• FOUR: Girl Scout cookies are fine to eat between races. I brought my box of shortbread cookies and snacked on them with Julia and Dominique between my 2 races. Totally acceptable. I'll do that again. (I also had a Powerbar.)

• FIVE: It's possible to hurt your testicles AND your penis while diving. When I posted last week about learning how to dive off the blocks, I noted that I beat-up my testes a bit. Well I forgot to mention something in my race report on Monday. I said that my 2nd race started with a bit of a better dive, but I STILL landed a little awkwardly on the water. I didn't hurt my testicles, but I DID hurt the base of my penis. The beginning of the shaft of my penis must have slapped the water in my 2nd dive, because it was a little sore post race. In fact, Aaron greeted me shortly after I got out of the water, and I said "I think I kinda landed on my d*ck with that dive..." Not cool. It's better than hurting your balls (for the record), but still not cool. It was still a little red when I hit the showers an hour later.


Oh, one last thing.... Remember this?...

I posted that GIF of my horrible dive on my tumblr page as well. I can breakdown all e-mails, tweets, in-person remarks, and blogger comments into the 3 follow categories...

1. There were a few that said:

"Congrats for trying your first swim meet!"

2. There were a few MORE that said:

"I've done a number of swim meets, and I STILL dive like that. So don't worry about it!"

3. And there were EVEN MORE that said:

"My 9 / 10 / 11 year old boy / girl is faster than you! Ha!"

That's true.

And sometimes the truth hurts.

And sometimes it's majorly damaging to a 31-year-old's ego.

;)

Click here for my race report if you missed it.

7 comments:

trimybest 8:11 AM, February 27, 2013  

i think i may have been guilty of saying a couple of those things! :) but i do really think its awesome that you did this and its inspired me to give it a shot too!

i need a few weeks to get into swimming shape though.
when you do it again, i would show up to make an ass of myself :)

Steve Stenzel 10:18 AM, February 27, 2013  

Ha, trimybest! Yep, your little girl can KICK MY ASS! I'm proud of her for that, though!

Carolina John 11:10 AM, February 27, 2013  

yea the masters coaches on my team really push my kick in the pool. When you get the technique down, it's really cool. and still a very effective triathlon technique. Swim kick uses different muscles than bike/run effort, so think about it more like a warm up for the legs than a fatigue factor.

Nimsy 4:48 PM, February 27, 2013  

That was a hilarious post! Thank you for making me smile on this blah day :)

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