Friday Funny 639: 20 Horrible Christmas Cards

Here are 20 of the best / worst Christmas cards (see the complete list here):

This puts a whole new spin to the phrase “family tree.”


Dad realizes that if the 40 pounds of tinsel catches fire on that tree,
he has a better chance of survival without the flammable matching PJs.


Speechless (I just hope that they have money tucked away somewhere
in those fig leaves for counseling for the kids).


I can see why they won’t let you have children of your own.


Seriously, that was the shirt you decided to wear for the family photo with Santa?


It probably seemed like a better idea in their heads.


Either Grandma is getting her sexy on, or Mom is looking for her youth – stop looking.


OMG – it’s like Christmas “camo!”


Lil’ Jo may be seeing the Baby Jesus sooner than he thinks.


What was the motivation behind this one – Merry Christmas from Mom, the kids and Dad the porn star?


The annual Christmas picture of the “I’m never going to get to sleep with a man” club.


“Oh Joseph, he looks just like you!”


These guys are trying way too hard to be bad. It’s painful.


Just scary.


This takes Christmas to a whole new level.


Okay...


I don’t know what’s more horrifying: the family’s PJs or the hideous furry couch.


To you, and your kin, we wish you peace and joy!


This is wrong on so many levels.


Hey kid, is that your balloon, or are you happy to see me?

Lots of funnies on steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com!