First Runs Post-Vasectomy

>> Wednesday, October 21, 2026

I had a vasectomy 2.5 weeks ago. It was quite a story, so check that link if you missed it.

I was SUCH A GOOD BOY at following the doctor's "returning to normal activities" rules. I haven't posted about this yet, but my family just got back from a few days in the Faroe Islands (between the UK and Iceland) and I wanted to make sure I was properly healed for that trip. As I noted in my vasectomy post, I didn't do ANYTHING physical for a week after the procedure - just some walking and stretching. My steps were 1/2 of the normal amount for that week, and my "intensity minutes" were abysmal.

Last week Monday (1 week post-vasectomy), I got up and went on an easy run. Normally Mondays are my long run with some harder miles in the middle, but this was only a week after the TC 10 Mile so even withOUT the vasectomy, I'd still be taking it a BIT easy to make sure I didn't injury myself after the stress of a hard race. I wore my compression tights (which I haven't worn in YEARS) just to help "hold things in place" and not put too much stress on my still stitched up testes. I stopped about a mile in to pull up them EXTRA TIGHT to my crotch to really make them do their duty. (They were the tights I wore for the 2009 Monster Dash 10 Mile.)

The run was just over 5 miles: that's the normal length for my "easy river loop," but it wasn't a river loop. It looked like an "injured run" where I'm looping around close to home in case something flares up and I have to stop and walk home:



But things were fine! No issues!

It ended the longest stretch in recent history with NO WORKOUTS WHAT-SO-EVER, and I really felt that. My legs were HEAVY!! Normally, I might have 1 or 2 half-splits that are over 4:00 (that's 8:00+ per mile pace) during a warm-up or a cooldown of a harder run, but ALLLLLLL of these splits were over 4 minutes! I couldn't get them any faster, as I had done NOTHING for the previous week: no running, but also no biking, swimming, lifting, or core work. I felt that week of inactivity. My heartrate never climbed above 110 for that week:


Find the week of nothingness in the middle.

I did a normal "easy river loop" on Wednesday (1 week ago, and 9 days post-vasectomy) and that was totally fine. It was close to 6 miles and I felt OK.

Monday and Tuesday of last week were also ALMOST normal with regards to my strength work: I did some leg exercises on Monday along with a little core, and I did a shorter version of a "normal" upper body workout on Tuesday. And all was well.

The bruising that I so poetically wrote about last week was disappearing nicely. It was gone by last weekend (about 12-14 days post-vasectomy). The "dissolvable stitch" was still around, and I wasn't going to take that out too early based on the trip (that was scheduled from Wed-Sun last week), so the plan was to take that out earlier this week. We were delayed in getting home because of some weather issues, so we didn't get in until Monday evening. I got out a tiny sharp scissors, but as I was pulling the stitch to one side to expose part of it that I could cut, I ended up pulling it right out. Easy peasy.

Now my testes have a little dimple right were that single stitch was put in. I look a little like John Travolta down there:


Me, below the belt. Ready to boogie. With less hair than Travolta.

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Official Race Photos from the TC 10 Mile

>> Monday, October 19, 2026

The "official" photos came in from the 2026 TC 10 Mile. (Here's my race report if you missed it, along with a few final thoughts.) These photos show things I wrote about in my race report:

First, I started off near Doron C for a few miles:


Doron in front of me, after we had chatted a bit.


Wider shot. Around mile 1.5.


Again, me and Doron. This might actually be earlier, like around mile 0.8 or so.


Me in the middle on the curvy roads by the river.




Running on the left.


After climbing the big hill from mile 2 to 2.75 turning onto Franklin. With Kari and Doron!
(I passed Kari for good shortly after, and Doron about a mile up the road.)


I'm the background at mile 4.5 (with the Lake/Marshall Bridge behind us).


I'm MAKING A FACE back there!

And notice the Mill City guy in the white "bucket hat" with roses all over it is on the right side of the image - I wasn't aware we were that close that early in the race. We chatted a bit at mile 7.5, but apparently we ran the final 6.5 miles together. (At least!)


Running away from the Lake/Marshall Bridge on the left.


Fast forward 4 more miles to mile 8.5! Here's me and Mr. "Roses
Bucket Hat" working our way down Summit Ave hoping to break 60!




A little "side-eye" for the photographer.


A better looking stride.


Now a jump up to mile 9.5!


Notice the 2 guys on the left. They were having a lot of small-talk at mile 1...


... and here I am a bit ahead of them near the end. But in a few photos, you'll see they out-kicked me.


Here they are 2 blocks later, and they are passing me.




And they are well ahead of me a few blocks later as we neared the finish.

I note that about those guys out-kicking me partly because I had a SUPER fast final half-mile split (of 2:40), but these guys both had a faster split for that stretch. So it's not that I was sand-bagging and then unleashing it all at the end... it's just that there's a big "useable" hill in that stretch, so we're all MOVING. (Them faster than me.)


Yay! A decent one of me with a block left!...


... and then a worse one. Ouch.


Oh, but then a little better one!


The 2 guys with me behind them (in between them) just feet from the finish.


Those 2 guys finishing, with me about to back there.


What's THAT face? I was happy with my 59:34, so I don't know where that face came from!


Dead.


Again, I truly WAS happy! Even if I don't exude that here. :)
And there's my bucket hat buddy finishing behind me for his sub-60 too!


Just after getting my mylar blanket (with the "vein of approval" bulging in my forehead).


With a handful of goodies (I ate a few on the train ride home).

Again, here's my race report if you missed it, along with a few final thoughts in a follow-up post.

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Friday Funny 2651: Work-Related Memes

>> Friday, October 16, 2026








































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