Showing posts with label Devon Freakin Palmer. Show all posts
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RACE REPORT: Raspberry Run 1 Mile

>> Monday, July 21, 2025

Race reports often start with a gross selfie of me in a porta potty taking care of my nervous pre-race bowels, but this one starts with a cute selfie of my wife and I out the night before the race for our 22nd anniversary:


Half our lives together! (Because we are 44. #Math)


Oh... HERE'S the gross pre-race selfie!

My boys and I were ready to race a mile! It was a sunny 80 degree race that started at noon. It's point-to-point down main street in Hopkins, MN. After skipping 2 track workouts to race a duathlon in early June and then having a CRAZY BUSY June (4 days "up north" with 4 kids, camping in WI for 3 days, Hawaii trip with my family for 10 days, and 2 days in Milwaukee for a fencing tournament for Henry), I knew I wasn't in tip-top shape, but I still was hoping to break 5:00. I did this race a number of times pre-Covid, and now it would by my 4th year in a row: I ran 4:56 in 2022, then 4:52 in 2023, and then 4:52 in 2024 (last year) as I went out hard and then died as I shot for 4:48.

The boys and I finished in the porta potties near the finish line (which was the new "race central" for the event), and then we walked the course backwards to the start. I said good-bye and good luck to the boys (they started in wave 2 which was 10 minutes after the USATF wave that I was in) and got up to the starting line. I was about 5 or 6 rows back, and I figured it was a good spot for me. I was hoping to see sub-1:15 for the first 1/4 mile, then see how much I could "hold on" for the rest of the race! Sub-5:00 was the best possible day, and I was going for it!!

"3... 2... 1... GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

I took off and was instantly passed about about 4 people around me. I kept up a little, and I didn't know if I was going out FAST or SLOW. I settled in after a minute and was SO CURIOUS what my first 1/4 mile split would be...

FIRST 1/4 MILE: 1:12.4. "Fast, but not TOO fast. Back off a LITTLE so you don't die!"

Yeah, I was NOT thinking I had a shot at a sub-4:49 PR... I was worried about dying before the finish like I did last year even though I still felt good at the moment. The 2nd split would tell me a lot...

SECOND 1/4 MILE: 1:17.6. "RIGHT at 2:30.00 (or 5:00.00 pace), so pick it up here!"

I was aware that even to the tenths of a second that was I was PERFECTLY at 5:00 pace overall right now. I pretty much stuck with everyone around me and worked my way to the 3/4 mark. I felt like I'd have a perfect amount "left in the tank" to have a faster finish without sandbagging the race and leaving TOO much for the final kick.

THIRD 1/4 MILE: 1:16.0. "1 second behind my goal pace! YOU CAN MAKE THAT UP! GO HAAAAARD!!!"

I took off. I almost IMMEDIATELY passed about 5 guys around me. I felt like I was flying. (And dying, but moving in the right direction!) I worked my way up through a dead spot in the race to more people in front of me. One guy came past me quickly on the left and kind of cut me off, but I just veered to the right next to him and I think I ended up passing him back again. I knew I'd be right around 5 minutes flat, and I was working hard to be under that!

But then my watch beeped for the fourth 1/4 mile split, and I still had 2 seconds before I was at the finish line. I didn't look at the split, but I knew at that moment that I didn't break 5:00 - even if it was a second or 2 or 3 faster than my last split, I still had a few seconds to add before I hit the finish line. Dang it. No sub-5:00 for me this year.

FOURTH 1/4 MILE: 1:14.8.

Then another 2.3 seconds to get to the finish line.

OFFICIAL RESULTS:

Steve Stenzel, 44, M, St. Paul

5:04

51 out of 168 overall
47 out of 104 male
8 out of 17 in the 40-49 age group


[Garmin: 5:03.2 for 1.01 miles]

I set my Garmin to take auto-splits ever 0.25 mile, and here's how they looked:


5:00.9 after 1 "Garmin" mile, and then another 2.3 secs to the finish.

That 2nd split needed to be faster. And if it was, I would have ran out of gas before the finish line. Officially, it's my slowest 1-mile ever: I ran a 5:00.7 as my first 1-mile back in 2008, and then I ran a 5:02.3 in 2018, and those were my only 2 other 1-mile times that were slower than 5:00. I finished, jogged back to my car to grab my phone, and got back on the race course just in time to see the large 2nd wave coming towards me (with 634 runners in it!!):




Henry running by! His goal was a PR (under 6:11) and he finished in 6:01!


Charlie looking shocked because he wanted to finished sub-8 and he saw the time of 7:32!!


There's always a firetruck spraying water for anyone who wants it past the finish line!


With the giant raspberry post-race! Nice job boys!!


Tank top sunburn that evening. Oops.


Messages from BFFFN (best friend forever for now) Devon Palmer.

So it goes down as my slowest 1-mile, but some KILLER times for my boys. If Henry has a good (first) cross country season this fall and also runs track in the spring, I suspect he could beat me in the mile by next year... time will tell!!



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Sexual Text Message from my BFFFN Devon

>> Saturday, July 23, 2022

p.s. "BFFFN" stands for "best friend forever for now."

I posted this on Facebook the day after the Raspberry Run 1 Mile race:


This photo also appeared in my race report.

And I got a text from Devon shortly after:



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Solo Exhibition TONIGHT!

>> Thursday, February 24, 2022

The last 11 months have been leading up to this night: it's the opening reception for my solo exhibition of my 4 a.m. work. I've been posting a lot about it on my photography blog. Here's an image I posted on my PhotoStenzel Instagram on Friday showing some of the work laid out and ready to hang:



The opening is from 5-7 p.m. tonight (Feb 24th) at the Concorida Gallery at Concordia University: 1301 Marshall Ave, St Paul, MN 55104. Here's the Facebook event. I'm supposed to give a little talk around 5:30 p.m. And there's a lot more on my photography blog over the last few months about preparing for this night. Here are just a few links:

Announcing the exhibition back in Dec
Starting to frame work in early Jan
My images in the yearly Art & Design flyer
The postcard for the exhibition
And hanging work at the end of last week

Oh, and here's a perfectly inappropriate text message from my BFFFN ("best friend forever for now") Devon Palmer:



I'm flattered that "Weiner" was capitalized. I think...

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2021 Brian Kraft Memorial 5K

>> Wednesday, June 02, 2021

Monday was the race where ALLLLL the speedsters come out: the Brian Kraft Memorial 5K. My oldest son (remembering that the weekend before I finished 2nd overall at the Oakdale Duathlon) asked "so... will you be in like the top-5 at this race?" HAHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO!!!! "Probably not the top 50" is how I responded.

I spotted the starting line in the distance as I showed up at the race:


The blue cones just past the stop sign.


The finish line down by packet pickup.


It was a nice cloudy morning (with LOW humidity!).


I hope this wetness is from someone hosing down and cleaning the porta potty.
And not from someone hosing it down with his "personal hose."


Pre-race tradition.


Lots of rowers out on Nokomis.


A selfie with teammate Michael pre-race!


In case I didn't get any photos of myself, here's a
selfie showing the tiny "bowl full of sunshine" shorts.

I dropped everything but my mask and keys in my car and headed for the start line. I bumped into 2 more teammates (Meg and Kari), and then Michael spotted us too. Mike said he was disappointed in my shorts, and I snarkily responded "yeah... not short enough?" Everyone laughed, and he mentioned he just wished to see some bright plaid or lightning bolts.

I did a few more quick sprints, lined up where I thought was about right, and then had lots more people jumping in line in front of me as we waited for the start. There was a guy right behind me telling his friend how he'd ran 191 miles in the last 2 weeks. Umm... I've ran like 39. Swell.

I decided to not look at my Garmin during the race as it was taking my 1/2 mile splits. I wanted to go out a bit hard, but I just wanted to run by feel. I'm NOT used to doing that, but I tried it 3 years ago at this race and it went OK.

"ON YOUR MARKS..... GOOOO!"


The masses starting, with me on the far right. (I like the progressive "lean" happening in this photo.)


Close-up of that last photo: me with my hand on my watch in the tiny yellow shorts.

It seems to always happen at this race: I started too far back, and I was trapped along the curb for the first half mile. I wanted to go a BIT harder, but it was also possibly OK that I was being held back a little.

These next 10 photos or so (from the start and then at the finish) come from Tom R, and I'll be sharing a lot more of his photos in an upcoming post:


Big train of runners coming.


Red arrows l-to-r: Nathan C, me, Brian D.


Kari and Meg starting side-by-side.

Finally just after my Garmin beeped at the 0.5 mile mark, the road stopped curving to the left and straightened out by Nokomis Beach. I finally had an opening to shoot in front of a few people. I did that and was just 3 seconds behind Brian. I did a good job of not looking / not caring about my Garmin for the first 3 splits it took.

Not to jump the gun (but SPOILER: I finished the race), but here's my Garmin pace around the lake, and you can see the DEEP RED (meaning FAST) just north of the beach (at the head of the arrow) where the road finally straightened out and I could pass a pack:


Random fast spots throughout, and then not as fast heading
back north on the east side towards the finish.

Brian was running the tangents REALLY well - something I'm not always great at doing. Just after the first mile, he slowly cut across the road and was right in front of me as we headed into the breeze. "Hop behind this tall runner so he can help cut the wind in front of me? Sure! Just stay with Brian!"

I was hurting good by the 1.5 mile mark.

At the 2 mile mark, I just HAD to glance at my Garmin. And I didn't feel too bad about deciding to do so, because the main reason for NOT looking at my Garmin is to keep from saying something like "Oh, that's a good pace... no need to go any harder." And something like that could be uttered early in the race, but by mile 2 of a 3.1 mile race, it's just GET TO THE FINISH TIME! So I saw that mile 1.5 to mile 2 was 2:49.01, and I was around 11:11 into the race. I was NOT thinking PR, but I quick compared it to my 17:11 PR: "So I'd have to run a sub-5:25 mile to get to 17:11, and I'm not going to be able to do that based on this 2:49 half mile (and how dead I'm feeling), but just HOLD ON and see if you can get this under 17:30!!"

The race had 11 guys go under 15:00!! And the winner set a new course record in 14:08! Part of me was relieved to see the winner collapse on his ass after laying down 4:33s:


First (on his bum), second, and third.

Nathan C had pulled away. I thought he could be a good rabbit for me, but he ended up finishing with a 16:51 PR! Nice running Nathan:


There's... a lot going on in this photo.

My form was hell and I was dying. Brian was pulling away a bit, so I was losing him as my rabbit. I had passed a final runner or 2 just after the 1 mile mark (just before jumping in behind Brian), and only one person passed me with about 0.3 miles left in the race. Even though I was hurting, I at least held my position decently for those last 2 miles. It was a QUIET final 2 miles of the race! I actually never heard any footsteps behind me except for the guy who passed me.


There's Brian (#62), and I'm appropriately hiding DIRECTLY behind him
(by about 8 secs). And I think #93 is who passed me.


Brian rounding the corner to reveal me back there (#308).


Oh my face. This was a struggle.


Heel-striking and dead.


Gunning for the finish line!

I posted this after I finished:


Caption: "Fastest 5K in 9 years, and 3rd fastest lifetime!
But ALMIGHTY LORD IN HEAVEN that last mile hurt."


OFFICIAL RESULTS:

Steve Stenzel, 40, M, St. Paul

17:32 chip time (5:38.6 pace)
17:35 gun time (5:39.6 pace)

66 out of 289 overall
12 out of 42 in the 40-49 age group

Start to finish: I passed 28 runners and was passed by 9.


[Garmin: 17:31.97 for 3.12 miles (5:37.13 pace)]

8 POST-RACE NOTES:

ONE: About my splits... here's what I ran:

     - Mile 1: 5:33.34 (2:49.63 "boxed in" + 2:43.71 passing people)
     - Mile 2: 5:38.69 (2:47.68 + 2:49.01)
     - Mile 3: 5:43.55 (2:52.31 + 2:51.24
     - Mile 3 to 3.11: 0:38 (5:28 pace)

That's why I was so uncomfortable. The vast majority of my training runs are negative split, but this race saw a solid positive split: +5 sec between mile 1 and 2, and another +5 sec between mile 2 and 3. A positive split means I'm "hurting," but it also means I'm truly "racing."

TWO: Sub-17:30 was my "best possible outcome" for the race, so 17:32 is grand! I don't have ranked goals (like I used to) for races like this. It's pretty much "Suffer, finish, and see if you can hit XX:XX." In this race, I thought 17:30 would be amazing.

THREE: As my post-race image of my Garmin noted, it was my 3rd fastest 5K! In 2017, this race was my 3rd fastest with my 17:39 gun / 17:34 chip finish. But I barely outdid that on Monday. (My PR is from 11+ years ago at the 2010 Human Race where I went 17:11, and I ran a 17:23 at Brian Kraft 9 years ago when my big Henry was just a chunky baby!

FOUR: I passed a lot of women. The women around my pace have it tough because they don't know how far to line up. The results say that I started 85th overall and ended up 66th overall (gaining 21 spots), and in my sex I went from 69th to 62nd (gaining 7 spots). So that means I passed 7 men and 14 women. In the starting line photos above, you can see that a lot of women filled in in front of me after I had lined up.

FIVE: I didn't feel bad for looking at my Garmin. As I said above, it didn't "allow" me to think that I could slow up, and that's the main reason for trying to race by not looking at it.

SIX: Minnesota distance running legend Rick Recker commented on my post-race photo. I spotted him there pre-race, and apparently he saw me finish:



SEVEN: It never got "hot," but unfortunately the sun came out just before the race started. It came and went during the race. Here's a post-race photo of downtown Minneapolis over Lake Nokomis:


It became a warm sunny day.

EIGHT: I had to show my vaccination card (or a negative COVID test from the last 7 days) in order to pick up my packet. I wonder if we'll see any more of that over the next year. I was masked until about 1 minute before the start, and then I raced with my car keys in one hand and my mask in the other. (It was also the first race where I used a face mask to wipe the sweat off my face. Gross.)


I cheered in my other teammates as I walked (and then jogged) the course backwards as a cool down:


Michael finishing FIRST out of 10 in the 70-79 age group in 23:00!


Another photo of Michael shared on our team page by a non-racing teammate!


Meg posting a 25:02!


And Kari coming in with a 26:06!

I bumped into more friends on my cool-down, including former frenemy and BFF Devon. His wife is pregnant with child #2 (news I'm technically breaking before he publicly announces it, but I confirmed with him that I can say this because DADS STICK TOGETHER), and he texted me later in the day:



Devon also teased that I hadn't been injured in a while, so he said I should be injured in the next few minutes. He was right as my right calf (my GOOD calf) started to hurt mid-achilles on my cool down. And then I hurt it a bit more that evening playing baseball with my boys at the park. But I saw my sports-minded chiropractor yesterday, and he did some ultrasound, Graston, and A.R.T. on it and isn't too worried. I just might be taking a week or 2 off from running (and at least a few days off from biking), but after 2 decent back-to-back race weekends, I'm fine with that!

Back with more photos shortly!

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Two Good Interval Workouts (Bike and Run)

>> Monday, June 24, 2019

I had a solid training week last week. On Wednesday, I went for a ride that had 3x5 mile intervals as part of it. I've been trying to work on my bike speed after a lazy winter and spring in the saddle. I did these down the Greenway Trail early in the morning, but I had to turn around before my normal ending point because of construction. (So each interval had a slight slow down and 180 turn that I normally don't have in the past.) Here's what I rode:

- 21.5 mph, 13:56
- 22.0 mph, 13:38
- 22.1 mph, 13:35

That's honestly faster than I figured I could do them, but it was also a perfect morning to ride! And I liked that I had a gentle descend in those times.

Then, the next day, I hit the track with my YWCA Endurance Sports running team for the first time in YEARS. I think the last workout I did with them was 4 years ago as seen in this post when I took a post-workout sad face selfie with Nicole because BFF Devon wasn't there:


This was back when Devon actually ran. And was concerned
with his physical fitness. Much different than today.

Here was the group of 22 of us before intervals last week:


A track full! (Me in the yellow between lanes 3 and 4.)

The workout called for 1200, 1000, 800, 600, 400, and 200 at 5K pace with 2 minutes rest. As the workout started, it was easier to just remember 3 laps, 2.5 laps, 2 laps, 1.5 laps, 1 lap, and a half lap. I told myself that my 5K pace now would probably be a bit slower than 5:40 pace, but I went off that and figured that'd be 1:25/lap. (But I also thought I could/should be faster than that, because I'm usually faster at shorter distances.) I took off on my own as Tim and someone else are about my speed, but I was still substantially faster. Here's what I ran (with full lap or half-lap splits):

1:18, 1:23, 1:22 = 4:04.15
1:20, 1:22, 0:40 = 3:23.73
1:18, 1:18 = 2:37.44
1:15, 0:37 = 1:52.95
1:11.67
0:34.15

So notice EVERY lap was faster than my 1:25 5K pace! And I still had a bit more left to give - I didn't kill myself out there in the name of self-preservation. Also, I slowly sped up: I asked Coach Laurie pre-workout if that was OK, and she had no issues with that. (My first 5 intervals had average lap speeds of 1:21, 1:21, 1:18, 1:15, and 1:11.) My workout with the team 4 years ago was a bit slower for each lap, but it was also a bit longer: 4 miles of hard running then vs. less than 3 miles now.


Runners mid-workout with a gang in the distance on the far right resting at the 200 meter mark.


A group resting and a group interval-ing.

Thanks for the workout team!

My knee's been a little achy, so I can't regularly do interval workouts. I'm hoping I can make it 3 times this summer - once each summer month. It's a little easier now that I moved my run days to Tue/Thur/Sat as of last year (and this interval workout is always Thurs morning). It's hard nearly impossible to do during the school year because the boys start school at 7:50 (I drop them off), and intervals start 6 city miles away at 7:00. So there's no good way to work that out, unless my wife has the day off. But hopefully a few more times before school starts!

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Kids First! Or Second... Or Maybe Third...

>> Saturday, May 26, 2018

Unless you're new here, you remember my indoor triathlon race with Lisa L a few years back. And at that race was former pro triathlete Devon Palmer. (Whom I raced against at the Gear West Duathlon in 2013, then in the pool when we raced in this CLOSE pool race. Then Devon and I later teamed up at the Waconia Triathlon.)

Well, I bring them up because Lisa recently commented on Facebook that she'd have to miss an upcoming triathlon. Here was a friend's response, and then a bit of brutal truth from me:



(Oh, and here's a recent "Facebook Memory" about the smack talk leading up to my race with Lisa a few years back. Good times.)

Happy long weekend everyone! Remember those who died while serving!

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Semi-Wordless Wednesday: An Anniversary of an Important Event

>> Wednesday, March 08, 2017

A few days ago, this appeared in a "Facebook memory" from 2 years ago:



That was all leading up to the YWCA Indoor Triathlon in March of 2015. That was a fun race.

And today, Devon posted this, and there was a short conversation:



Devon's comment about this being the "moment that started it all" with regards to the awkward prom photo is in reference to when Devon and I posed later that spring after the 2015 Cinco DU Mayo Duathlon:



ALL OF THIS REMINDS ME THAT LISA STILL OWES ME 2 HOURS OF CHILDCARE BECAUSE I BEAT HER AT THAT TRIATHLON. Let me get on that. My wife and I need a date...

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