Dat Ass

"DAT ASS": A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another, (usually in a pic posted on an internet board) expressing delight and a possible suggestion of sexual interest. (source)

Erica, the wife of racing buddy Chad, sent me some photos from last weekend's duathlon. Here are 6 of people looking at my ass. Below I show the full size image of each, followed by a close-up.

Nordica, I'm taken. Find another ass. And stop licking your lips.


You're already a bit creepy in your hoodie. Looking at my ass doesn't help your cause.


That's a lot of people looking at my ass, but I find the woman
walking past in green while staring the best.


Your head is positioned in such a way so you do NOT look like you're looking,
but your eyes tell a different story. Sheriff.


Dat Ass.


You're both too young for this. Divert your eyes.

p.s. I KNOW they're not really looking at my non-existant ass. They're just looking at the shorts. Looking at my ass for the sake of looking at my ass is like looking into a black hole. The photos above are just for fun. I'm not really that vain. Just wanted to let you know. Oh, and here's my full race report if you missed it.