Chisago Triathlon Race Photos!

Last Sunday was like my bazillionth triathlon (well, more like my 14th or so), but I still can’t stop thinking about it because of how awesome my CVA Tri Club students did! The official race photos are up, so I thought I’d share them.

Here’s Hannah rocking a smile all freakin’ day:

I’ve never seen someone with such a consistent “triathlon face” as Trent:

Here’s Sarah rocking her bright suit all day, making her easy to spot:

Evan is the opposite of Trent: ALWAYS a different face:

“Tongue in cheek” face. Literally.


“This F’in hurts” face.


“Beat-up at the finish” face.

I had to Photoshop out some of Evan’s boy parts in that last photo - “things” were on display. I guess that’s part of my job. If you want to see the unaltered photo, you’ll have to go look it up yourself. Creep.

Here are my photos. I don’t know why I look so smug coming out of the water:

I call this “Bicep and Chest Sweat.” Yum.


What the hell is my left leg doing?!?...

After that, I changed clothes and cheered in others as I waited for Pharmie. I grabbed a spot near the finish. You can see me on the right in red:

Here’s Pharmie being chanced down by a Ford:

Remember how Pharmie hurled just after crossing the finish line? Well, the race photographer NEARLY caught the hot mess:

You know how I like to look through the race photos and find awkward / funny photos? Well, this time, I found a photo of this guy in a sweet 2XU tri suit finishing the swim WITH A FREAKIN’ LIFE JACKET!!

Isn’t that against the rules? Shortly after seeing that one, I found another!...

I can’t explain it. I don’t know what was going on. And that women still has her chip on, so it’s not like she said, “Give me a life jacket to get back to shore - I’m officially quitting." Strange.

Anyway, hoped you liked all the photos! Have a great weekend!!