>> Monday, December 29, 2008
Matt, my brother-in-law (who is the other half of Team Happy Pants), recently was a part of a “Holiday Cookie Swap.”
Sounds nice, right?
Recently, the jerk dropped off what he didn’t want after the swap took place:
Matt, I don’t need all that crap. Thanks. Thanks a lot. You’re dead to me.
p.s. Hey Matt, who made the fudge? If she’s single, I’ll leave your sister for her. What’s her number? And if it’s a guy, I’m pretty sure I could put up with the “unpleasantries” of a relationship with a man as long as he makes that fudge for me every once and a while...