Friday Funny 15: Bad Children’s Books

>> Friday, December 19, 2008

I’d also like to see these:

• “Dad’s New Wife Robert”
• “Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
• “The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy”
• “Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things”
• “Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”

Happy Weekend!


duchossois 6:45 AM, December 19, 2008  

Where were all of these wonderful books when I was young?

CoachLiz 7:08 AM, December 19, 2008  

The Bearinstien Bears book is too much. Thanks for a good laugh!

Carolina John 7:33 AM, December 19, 2008  

Those are pretty good steve! You can now never be left alone with my kids. have a great weekend!

Anonymous,  7:48 AM, December 19, 2008  

hahaha, hilarious! Great job!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg 7:49 AM, December 19, 2008  

Wait! Are you implying Tom Cruise ... is in denial?

He SUES people like you, you know! (Since he can't have sex with you ...)

Missy 8:01 AM, December 19, 2008  

I laughed, I cried, I'm slightly disturbed. I think I DID find Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things back in the day...funny!

Marci 8:29 AM, December 19, 2008  

Now that's a good way to start a Friday! Very disturbing in many ways... but brings a smile to my face :)

X-Country2 8:40 AM, December 19, 2008  

Ha! I love the "I could drop you and walk away" one.

M 9:14 AM, December 19, 2008  

HA! Genuis stikes again!

I love the look on Brother Bears face, like he's working REALLY hard down there!

TriBoomer a.k.a. Brian 9:33 AM, December 19, 2008  

Just spit my morning coffee all over the keyboard. Thanks Steve-o!

Stay tuned...

Fizzgig 9:49 AM, December 19, 2008  

those were hilarious! it reminded me of the bearnstein bears!!!! i remember theeeem

MissAllycat 10:41 AM, December 19, 2008  

I would definitely buy a copy of "The Pop-Up Book Of Human Anatomy"...


tfh 10:43 AM, December 19, 2008  

These are so funny. Actually, sometimes I'm surprised by the real children's books that exist...

Anonymous,  12:14 PM, December 19, 2008  

How about:

1) Everyone ends BADLY.

2) Behind every silver lining, there's a CLOUD.

LoveOfShoes 12:17 PM, December 19, 2008  

OK- This just made me remember how much i LOVED the Berestein Bears! I am definitely searching the attic for them when I am home next week! ha

Lisa T 12:30 PM, December 19, 2008  

I'm not sure if I'm ever going to able to wear my Curious George jersey again without laughing the whole ride.

Chic Runner 12:32 PM, December 19, 2008  

WOW steve. You never cease to amaze me! What in the world. Pop goes the hamster...... I just passed this around my office.. they laughed too.

Unknown 1:16 PM, December 19, 2008  

Is that Tom Cruise's biography?

Formulaic 1:51 PM, December 19, 2008  

The whole office is laughing!

Julianne 2:01 PM, December 19, 2008  

Hilarious!! The "funny" part is that some of those titles are really "true"!

Michelle 2:15 PM, December 19, 2008  

Dude i come to your blog every friday to laugh!!

And laugh i do!!!

The confusing tingle is my favorite!!! It's still confusing to me but hey a tingle is a tingle!!!

Have a great weekend Steve!!!

Kelly 2:21 PM, December 19, 2008  

My favorite is "Pop Goes the Hampster" haha

and I used to LOOOVE the Berenstein Bears!

Born To Endure 2:59 PM, December 19, 2008  

Where on earth do you find these..hilarious!

Sarah 3:58 PM, December 19, 2008  

Yeah- I found mom and dads fun thing drawer once - complete with pictures. yikes.

cdnhollywood 5:58 PM, December 19, 2008  

Those are great - and to extend the fun, here's a list that I love!

The Most Baffling Book Titles


Alisa 9:19 PM, December 19, 2008  

Where do you get this stuff!? Love it!

Ron 9:46 PM, December 19, 2008  

Those are great. Pop goes the Hampster. Cracks me up!!!

Maggs 2:59 AM, December 20, 2008  

I think there should be a book about mommy's sex toys. Mommy doesn't want to share her toys or something like that.

Eric 10:21 AM, December 20, 2008  

Brother Bear......that's hilarious!!!!

Christopher, Amanda, and Babies 1:17 PM, December 21, 2008  

My wife and I recently found out we're preggo . . . These will come in handy!


RooBabs 2:58 PM, December 23, 2008  

I am now forever ruined on Curious George- thanks a lot! But the rest are just too funny. I love your suggestions.

Darcy Franklin 3:27 PM, December 24, 2008  

My favorite is the authors!

mrjwhit~ 9:32 PM, December 24, 2008  

Wait these are on my shelf right now. What's wrong with them?

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