Friday Funny 99: Craigslist Bike Ad
>> Friday, July 02, 2010
A friend sent me a link to a great Craigslist ad for a bike. Here’s what it said:
Divorcing my almost NEW Giant XTC 2 - $750 (Cabbagetown)
Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Reply to: sale-4dyu9-1818360923@craigslist.org
ME - We need to talk.
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore.
XTC = What! Why?
ME - It's not you, I swear.
XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!
ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.
XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...
ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike.
XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!
ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.
XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.
ME - god dammit, can we not... please.
XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.
ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?
.... ... ... ...
Fuck you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.
slut
pickup only
And here were the photos at the bottom of the ad:
If you haven’t thrown your name in the hat for a sweet pair of Ryders VTX Sunglasses (with 3 sets of interchangeable lenses) and the Sugoi Moxie Running Skirt, make sure to scroll down 2 posts and comment. (Yes, the post that has a photo of me in a running skirt. That’s the one.) You’ve got under 2 days!
Happy Friday everyone!
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11 comments:
Love it!!!! My work spam filter would not let me see the original ad though, as it was deemed "pornography." Ahh, firewalls!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
catching my breath...
hahahhahahahahhaa
wonder if that's the same Cabbagetown near where I live! hahah. too funny
Ha ha..that is just awesome! I love Craigslist!
That is the best craigslist ad EVER!!!!!!
That's awesome! I love ads like this!
That is why I LOVE Craigslist!
That is great! I needed a good laugh!
Hey, I don't run in skirts. Can gals sign up for the Ryder sunglasses???
Yes they can, Liz!!
That was fantastic - thanks for sharing.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Awesome!!
But does anyone else have a problem with having a bike in the bed?
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