Anti Monkey Butt Powder Giveaway

>> Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I love my life.

I was recently sent a package with “Anti Monkey Butt Powder” and “Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder.”

(If you’re wondering [like I was], Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder is nearly the same formula as “regular” Anti Monkey Butt Powder, but it’s lightly scented and it uses cornstarch [instead of talc] for a more silky feel.)

Anti Monkey Butt Powder can reduce frictional skin irritation / discomfort and itching / burning. It’s good for “issues” that cyclists and runners might have, along with anyone who might spend long periods of time on their butt. I still haven’t tried it myself, but this is what they claim. (I meant to try it on my swim / bike with Julia and Steve H last week, and then I meant to try it on my hot evening bike ride a few days after that. But I forgot both times! Sorry!)

Check out 2 of their random / hilarious videos:

And this next one of a runner is even better:

Did anyone else get JUST a little freaked out when that monkey appeared in slow-mo in the background at the 0:22 mark?... I LOVE it!! Ha! And now you’re going to have “Friction needs a fighter!!” stuck in your head the rest of the day!

So, the good people at Anti Monkey Butt Powder want to giveaway 1 “regular” AMBP, and 1 “lady” AMBP to 2 of my readers. So there will by one male winner and one female winner in this giveaway.


These are the rules. They couldn’t be easier.

Step 1: Comment on this post to be entered. Note in your comment if you want the “regular” formula or the “lady” formula.

Step 2: Check back next Tuesday to see if you’ve won.

See? Couldn’t be easier. Oh, but a little amendment to Step 1: You do NOT need to be a blogger, but make sure to leave some specific info so you’ll know if you won. So you could say something like this: “Hey Steve, this Betty Smith from Topeka, and I could use some 'Lady' AMBP!! Thanks!”

The fine print:
- Contest only open to US and Canadian residents.
- You may comment now (on THIS post) through 10 pm Central time on Sunday, July 25th. The winner will be contacted late on Monday or Tuesday.
- The winner will be chosen at random by a random number generator, by drawing numbers out of a hat, or some other random manner of choosing.
- Check back this Tuesday (July 25) to see if you won! (Especially if you don’t have a blogger account because I have no way of contacting you.)
- If I don’t hear back from the winner within 2 days after posting that they’ve won, I’ll draw another name and give the shirt to someone else.
- And because I can make up the rules, I MIGHT give some people an extra entry if they leave a real witty, funny, or crazy comment. Maybe. ;)

Thanks Anti Monkey Butt Powder for the giveaway!! So comment below to be entered!!! Thanks everyone!


The Triathlon Rx 8:53 AM, July 20, 2010  

Oh heck yes. I would like to be entered for the "lady" ambp. But I don't get the anti-monkey part of the name?! I guess I don't spend enough time at the Como zoo... they must scratch a lot.

Thanks for the giveaway!

And DANGIT I just realized I'm comment #1. Who draws #1... really? ;)

Keith 8:54 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hey Steve, Keith Bennett from Blaine needs some AMBP


Fredsbro 8:56 AM, July 20, 2010  

I think more products for triathletes should use the work "Monkey" -- it just makes it better. Thanks for the contest! One entry for the "regular" please!

SM 9:00 AM, July 20, 2010  

Count me in for this one! “regular” formula please! Thanks!

TriEric 9:00 AM, July 20, 2010  

I did a review for AMBP last summer. Don't read my review until you try it yourself.

jtrimom 9:00 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hi, Steve, this is Sharon from Houston, I would LOVE some lady ambp! thanks :)

ActiveEggplant 9:04 AM, July 20, 2010  

I see the AMBP in local stores all the time have always wondered if it was some kind of gag gift, or if it really worked! Sign me up for one "lady" entry please!

Jess 9:09 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hi Steve, I love your blog! In addition to tri sports I also love horseback riding so I would love to try the lady ambp - Jessie from Reedsburg.

bryan 9:16 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hey Steve, this is Bryan B. from Atlanta, and I could use some AMBP!!
Not for me, for a friend, of course. Thanks!

Christi 9:29 AM, July 20, 2010  

The videos are hysterical. Please put me in the drawing for the lady's version please!

GoBigGreen 9:33 AM, July 20, 2010  

I have used the male version. :) Got it about a year ago, Rich has used it too. It works!

Darlene Nyce,  9:37 AM, July 20, 2010  

“Hey Steve, this Darlene Nyce from North Carolina, and I could use some 'Lady' AMBP!! Thanks!”

Joe Pitkin 9:38 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hey Steve!

I hate it when I'm running along scratching my butt and a giant sock monkey tackles me and pours AMBP down my shorts! It JUST happened to me this morning on a 14 mile run...

I'd love to get some regular AMBP so it doesn't happen again!

Love the Blog!

Joe from Lowell, Ma

Regina 9:57 AM, July 20, 2010  

oh yeah, one for the lady butt, please.

teacherwoman 10:04 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hey Steve! I would love to try the Lady version! :)

SKMDT 10:34 AM, July 20, 2010  

Hi Steve, fix the draw so I win some regular AMBP. OKTHX!

Dan Isaacs 10:47 AM, July 20, 2010  

OMG, I must have this stuff. Swamp ass < swamp gas.

Anonymous,  12:08 PM, July 20, 2010  

Hey Steve, this David P. from South Bend, and I don't have the slightest idea if I could use some 'Regular' AMBP but I'll enter anyway!! Thanks!

Needlerunning 1:37 PM, July 20, 2010  

I need some of this stuff. Regular, please.

Aimee 2:43 PM, July 20, 2010  

Sign me up for the Lady AMB please! :)

Unknown 3:00 PM, July 20, 2010  

Love it... I'm up for the Lady AMBP please!

Katie 3:34 PM, July 20, 2010  

I'm not saying I have a monkey butt...but I was to win to same Lady Anti-Monkey Butt I'd put it to good use.

Brian 3:37 PM, July 20, 2010  

This is Brian from Little Rock and I could use some AMBP. Thanks.

Unknown 5:19 PM, July 20, 2010  

anti monkey butt regular please! Man that just sounded a bit dirty!

Julie 8:04 PM, July 20, 2010  

I may not be a lady, but I'd like to try the ladies. :)

Dan Seifring aka "OBRATS" 9:26 PM, July 20, 2010  

Love to have an opportunity for the regular. Thanks.

Cupboard Love 9:54 PM, July 20, 2010  

Haha, this stuff is hilarious, and apparently it really works, too! I found some at my local Rural King and bought some of the Lady for my SIL (who says despite the hilarious picture, the product is actually quite effective). LOL! Sign me up for the Lady stuff!

Diana Tries-A-Tri! 9:57 PM, July 20, 2010  

Ooo no lady ever wants a Monkey Butt ... or do we. Either way, throw my Monkey Butt in for the lady version!

M 10:05 PM, July 20, 2010  

i am covered in chaffing scars all over my body - i need this in the lady's version!

Anonymous,  10:30 PM, July 20, 2010  

Those videos are funny! Sure, I'll put my hat in the ring for the ladies version. Thx!

B 10:43 PM, July 20, 2010  

Steve hook me up. I am doing RAGBRAI and I could use some AMBP.

Mike G 12:13 AM, July 21, 2010  

That is like so funny! Because it's a monkey butt! Monkey monkey monkey butt! Tee hee hee. Wow it's great to be 4 years old again. Great blog so clever. Vapid drivel.

Katie 7:37 AM, July 21, 2010  

Hey Steve, unfortunately, my butt could use some anti-monkey-action. Put me in for the ladies version, please!

Unknown 7:58 AM, July 21, 2010  

Put me in for the regular, I like to stay regular.

steph 8:03 AM, July 21, 2010  

Hey Steve, I need some lady anti monkey butt. This is Steph W from Toronto, ON, Canada.

Tri Girl Tri! 8:53 AM, July 21, 2010  

I love the pics for these. I hope it works. I would be interested in the lady formula.

Sara 9:07 AM, July 21, 2010  

lady bits please! :)

Unknown 10:24 PM, July 21, 2010  

I'm in for the manly version of anti monkey butt, please!

SwimBekiSwim 10:56 PM, July 21, 2010  

I would LOOOOVE the Lady's AMBP... No joke, I'm getting sick of explaining what's going on down there every time I get a bikini wax.


ten9eighty 7:29 AM, July 22, 2010  

Well until they come out with the Anti Swamp Ass version, I will settle for no monkey butt. Count me in for the regular formula.

ten9eighty 7:29 AM, July 22, 2010  

Well until they come out with the Anti Swamp Ass version, I will settle for no monkey butt. Count me in for the regular formula.

gene 11:43 AM, July 22, 2010  

regular, please! (and thank you.)

Anonymous,  11:55 AM, July 22, 2010  

Steve, Since there is no "extra strength" sign me up for the regular version.

--Dennis from down the river in La Crosse

Kath,  4:50 PM, July 22, 2010  

I live in Australia so I can't be in this competition, but I wanted to say I love your blog. It's hysterical!

Kath from Melbourne

audgepodge 2:09 AM, July 23, 2010  

LOL! Only you :D

OK, what the heck. I'll go for the lady powder.

Lauren 9:19 AM, July 23, 2010  

I cant believe this one isn't a photo contest. I'm sure you could have gotten a TON of pics of athlete's chaffing issues.

Maybe next time...

I'd like some AMBP, lady-style plz.

Es --- IRONMAN! 9:49 AM, July 25, 2010  

Did I make the cut-off? One Lady AMBP entry por favor.

Unknown 6:38 PM, July 25, 2010  

My man-staff wants to give this a try.

Thanks for the entertaining and informative blog...


Rob 11:30 PM, January 19, 2011  

Thought you'd get a kick out of the fact that my wife and I just bough baby monkey butt for our 6 month old. I remembered your post, so I had to re-watch the videos.


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