Anti Monkey Butt Powder Giveaway

I love my life.

I was recently sent a package with “Anti Monkey Butt Powder” and “Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder.”

(If you’re wondering [like I was], Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder is nearly the same formula as “regular” Anti Monkey Butt Powder, but it’s lightly scented and it uses cornstarch [instead of talc] for a more silky feel.)

Anti Monkey Butt Powder can reduce frictional skin irritation / discomfort and itching / burning. It’s good for “issues” that cyclists and runners might have, along with anyone who might spend long periods of time on their butt. I still haven’t tried it myself, but this is what they claim. (I meant to try it on my swim / bike with Julia and Steve H last week, and then I meant to try it on my hot evening bike ride a few days after that. But I forgot both times! Sorry!)

Check out 2 of their random / hilarious videos:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUfuGsKDyjw

And this next one of a runner is even better:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOw2E3f1p8

Did anyone else get JUST a little freaked out when that monkey appeared in slow-mo in the background at the 0:22 mark?... I LOVE it!! Ha! And now you’re going to have “Friction needs a fighter!!” stuck in your head the rest of the day!

So, the good people at Anti Monkey Butt Powder want to giveaway 1 “regular” AMBP, and 1 “lady” AMBP to 2 of my readers. So there will by one male winner and one female winner in this giveaway.

HERE’S HOW TO ENTER TO WIN:

These are the rules. They couldn’t be easier.

• Step 1: Comment on this post to be entered. Note in your comment if you want the “regular” formula or the “lady” formula.

• Step 2: Check back next Tuesday to see if you’ve won.

See? Couldn’t be easier. Oh, but a little amendment to Step 1: You do NOT need to be a blogger, but make sure to leave some specific info so you’ll know if you won. So you could say something like this: “Hey Steve, this Betty Smith from Topeka, and I could use some 'Lady' AMBP!! Thanks!”

The fine print:
- Contest only open to US and Canadian residents.
- You may comment now (on THIS post) through 10 pm Central time on Sunday, July 25th. The winner will be contacted late on Monday or Tuesday.
- The winner will be chosen at random by a random number generator, by drawing numbers out of a hat, or some other random manner of choosing.
- Check back this Tuesday (July 25) to see if you won! (Especially if you don’t have a blogger account because I have no way of contacting you.)
- If I don’t hear back from the winner within 2 days after posting that they’ve won, I’ll draw another name and give the shirt to someone else.
- And because I can make up the rules, I MIGHT give some people an extra entry if they leave a real witty, funny, or crazy comment. Maybe. ;)

Thanks Anti Monkey Butt Powder for the giveaway!! So comment below to be entered!!! Thanks everyone!