Friday Funny 693: First Tweet (and Funny Links)

Twitter recently released a tool to let you look up your first tweet. I figured mine was going to be something dumb like "Trying out Twitter LOL #WhatsAHashtag" But it ended up being better than I thought:

That ended up being the Half Ironman where I wore a Grim Reaper costume for the run and found out I had a cat toy in my shoe the entire time. (Read Part 1 and Part 2 of my race report, or just click the links and check out the photos.)

Finally, as I do every few weeks, here are some funny posts from my tumblr page from the last 2 weeks:

Athletic-related funny things:

• To all the "clean eaters."

• Here's a 30-Day Challenge I can get behind.

• Texting terms for runners.

• [GIF] Yeah. I could do that. Like 30 times. Sure.

• I want this guy to come stand at my gym.

• At EVERY race.

• Let's just do this.

• [GIF] These guys can really do things with their bodies.

• [GIF] Careful on treadmills.

• [GIF] Pushups while waterskiing.

• Never ask someone about cross fit.

• What swimmers think. Yes, yes, and yes. This is true.

Non-athletic funny things:

• Does anyone else's brain work this way?

• [GIF] Putting on a swimsuit in the spring.

• Tailgating. I've never thought about it like that before.

• Most people the day after St. Patrick's Day.

• An e-card for St. Patrick's Day.

• My breakfast on St. Patrick's Day.

• Dear TSA: I think we found a loophole.

• There are two kinds of people.

• Kids.

• I'm saying I agree with this, but it IS an interesting concept.

• An appropriate warning about drinking.

• A child-sized soda.

• My relationship with McDonalds.

• Sexy reading.

• Being a guy after sex...

• [GIF] Lots of Mommies say this about drinking.

• After St. Patrick's Day.

• [GIF] Oh Britney.

• Cute text from Grandma.

• A handy guide to the opposite sex.

And as always, stop by steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com for funnies all week long.