Friday Funny 480: Swim Meet

So my first swim meet is tomorrow. Hopefully I can hit the water and NOT make my chest turn THIS red when I'm in front of a large audience. That would be nice.

When I registered for the meet, I added this little note:

I was pleasantly surprised when that actually got a response:

I wrote back with what my thoughts are on the meet:

So they're going to "try to be gentle with me" tomorrow, but really, I know I'm just in for a good ass-kicking. Here goes nothing.....