Friday Funny 118: Pre-Race Hair Removal

It was time. I was getting furry. And Pharmie doesn't like to grab all that hair during "mommy and daddy time," if you know what I mean...

So we used this weekend's race as excuses to remove this unwanted hair. Because somehow, it will make me faster.

I struck "the pose" in the tub:

You can see the 2 worst patches over my lats

After a few minutes with the electric clippers, some of my back fuzz was around my feet in the tub:

Pharmie then busted out the shaving cream. Without warning, she quickly shot a few streaks of shaving cream on my back. She said, "I wanted to make a Z like Zorro!"

(Note where she overshot on the wall to the right...)


After a few strokes with the razor (pardon the side-boob)

I showered off, and I had to pull 2 chucks of Steve hair out of the drain:

Now, I'm smooth as a baby's butt!! At least for the next few hours.... soon, I'll be stubbly....