Friday Funny 1001: Preschoolers Talk About Bats

Henry's in "Room 2" at preschool. The younger kids in Room 1 just hung their thoughts on bats in the hallway just like Henry's class did last year. Here are 6 that were kinda funny:

Oh yes. Daddy will love that surprise when he opens his suitcase in Atlanta.


Again, another nice surprise for someone in your family.


"Granny eats with us" is the last line that gets a little cut off. Which is random.
Abigail's a bit all over the place. Get your shit together, Abby.


If she works the graveyard shift in a graveyard, then yes, probably.


What? Wait, did you overhear your Dad saying he should keep a [baseball] bat in the car
to wail on potential thieves? Do you feel safe at home, Gavin?
Should I contact someone at Child Protection Services?


Is this a reference to Daddy wishing he had more sex with Mommy?

Here's the "Friday Funny" post from last year that shows 5 bat quotes from Henry's class last year.

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