>> Tuesday, March 03, 2009
I got home from work this afternoon and hoped on my bike. I wanted to do back-to-back Spinnervals workouts (the “Tempo” workout, and then the “Intervals” workout). The Tempo workout has 8 longer, sustained intervals, and the Intervals workout has 12 short, speedy intervals. All was going along spinningly...
...until my second-to-last interval. I hunkered-down into my aero bars at the start of that interval. My left “aero pad” shifted down a little under the pressure. I grabbed it to pull it back up, and it snapped right in half with a big CRACK.
- I broke my brand new bike.
- My pizza was broken.
After this current streak of bad luck with regards to breaking things, I figured the best thing to do was to go trim my pubes. JUST KIDDING!! That would have spelled D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!!!! The morning news would have had this as its top story: “Local man bleeds to death through penis after horrible man-scaping accident.”
Don’t forget to stop by tomorrow (Wednesday) to see the rules for the “Tales of a Virgin Athlete” contest that I’m hosting. EVERYONE is welcome to participate, and I’ll be giving away $450 in prizes!! Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?!