Friday Funny 726: Horrible Pick-Up Lines

>> Friday, May 23, 2014

DailySanctuary recently posted 41 pickup lines you should never use. Many weren't funny. Here are the best 16:

(I cannot guarantee that these are funny, but they made me laugh more than the rest.)

Sidenote: this is from an awesome episode of "Malcolm in the Middle." I miss that show.

Not if I say this to you... *sad face*

If someone gave this to me, I'd be their girlfriend.

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SteveQ 11:30 AM, May 23, 2014  

My all-time best? "I own my own socks. I used to lease with the option to own, but I liked these, so I went for it."

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