Friday Funny 619: Are You "Hangry?"

Huffington Post recently shared 10 things that "hangry" people do. If you get hungry then angry (or "hangry"), then you're probably familiar with a few of these:

(I don't know about you, but these get more true for me as this list goes on!! I'm guilty of the last 6.)

Your Body Knows When IT IS TIME

You are well-acquainted with the sensation of feeling fine one moment, then instantly being transported to the hanger thunder-dome. IT IS ON, AND YOU NEED A SANDWICH.

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You Decide You Aren't Going To Make It

Ever sat down on the subway because your blood sugar was too low? Ever sat down on the floor next to the fridge and eaten cold spaghetti out of it with your hands? Ever been so hungry you couldn't get off the couch, so you just stayed there thinking about how hungry you were? You are definitely a hangry person.

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You Engage In A 2:00pm Chocolate Freak-Out

Gorge on the chocolate stash in my top drawer, ride the blissful sugar high for about 20 minutes, and spend the rest of the day feeling sick and dead inside.

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You. Need. Butter. And Starch. Now.

Cook all the pasta I have, and put butter on it. Then toast all the bread I have, and put butter on it. Then, if still hungry, cook all the rice I have, and put butter on it. Then wonder why I'm so sleepy and sick.

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You Feel Like This When Someone Cuts In Line At The Deli

They have no idea what you've BEEN THROUGH TO GET HERE.

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You've Given In To A Panic-Induced, Bad Idea Craving

Emergency Taco Bell run, followed by emergency Taco Bell runs.

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You've Considered This When Your Lunch Order Is Late

Everyone else got food. Where is your food? Did they forget your food? Are they doing this just to spite you?

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You've Screamed At Someone You Love Because You Were Hungry

When hangry around immediate family, you fall back into all the youngest/middle/oldest child complexes you had as a child, which obviously means yelling and tears. Then, after you've eaten, you swear you'll start appreciating your family more.

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You Know There's No Time!

Once you finally get food, there's never enough time to eat it. You've got to get it in your face before you freak out any more.

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You've Filled Up On The Bread Basket

Usually I just reach for anything -- and as much of it -- that I can get my hands on. While this may kill the hunger, the anger remains because I get pissed that I've spoiled my dinner.

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