Friday Funny 159: Leeann Chin Knows My Wife is Pregnant

>> Friday, February 11, 2011

My wife has been to Leeann Chins twice since we learned I put a baby in her.

The first time she went was just days after learning she was pregnant. We hadn't told ANYONE, and this was the fortune she got:

The second time she went was a month or 2 later. Here was her fortune the second time:

How is it that Chinese-American fast food restaurants ALWAYS know what's going on?....


The Triathlon Rx 6:08 PM, February 11, 2011  

Hahah!! That's awesome.

If I had to write a fortune and stuff it in a cookie for you and Pharmie, it would say:

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

:D Kidding. But I really like this quote - "Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love."

The Triathlon Rx 6:08 PM, February 11, 2011  

And what was meant to come at the end of that comment was: you guys are going to be AMAZING parents!

Amytrigirl (aka Amybee) 10:14 PM, February 11, 2011  

so perfect for you two! You will have to make some thing really nice with these two fortunes to preserve them... frame them with pics from the ultrasounds or baby's first picture (NICE picture not the seconds after being born picture). Your son or daughter will really appreciate this!!!! Congrats to you and Sarah again.

RobbyB 11:54 PM, February 11, 2011  

Aren't you supposed to add " bed." to all fortunes?

Just sayin' that's all...

Pretend this is real 5:25 PM, February 12, 2011  

That's hilarious. (But I admit, I laughed harder when I read RobbyB's comment.)

Richelle 5:20 PM, February 13, 2011  

Leeann Chin usually has some great fortunes. Chino Latino's fortunes are insulting.

CoachLiz 8:40 PM, February 15, 2011  

Zoinks! Those hit the nail on the head. I like Amybee's suggestion with the framed photos.

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