Friday Funny 1994: Creepy Home Inspection Photos

>> Friday, October 29, 2021

Because Halloween is this weekend, I thought I'd share some creepy home inspection photos from Structure Tech (who also post the "year in review" inspection photos that I often share).

All the captions are theirs from the origial posts.


Bat guano city in this attic.


Bird stuck in the soffit.


Dead fish. How did it get under the stairs?


The obligatory and cliche skeletons in the closet.


Why are dead dolls so creepy? And what are you supposed to do with them?
You surely can’t throw them away. SO WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?
Hide them in the attic. Yes, that will do.


It never seems to work out well for mice who find their way into electric panels.


I smell a rat.


Is this not the cutest skeleton ever?


Hey buddy, we see you.


Murder of crows.


The remains of a snake in a sub-slab duct. No, thank you.


This is the remains of a bat, found in a furnace return plenum.


Sewer Joe showing off. Thank you for all that you do, sir.


Several salamanders simultaneously swimming in a sump basket.


Someone tried sealing the intersection between the walkway and
the wall with a garter snake. Caulk would have worked better.


Dead rat in the toilet.


Maybe we ought to add ‘clean the dead bugs out your light fixtures’ to our fall maintenance checklist.


Here’s a dead porcupine that I found inside a garage in South Saint Paul.
I had no idea we had porcupines in the city until I found this carcass.


This is a gigantic nest at the end of an attic.


Creepy crawl space.


Fishnado? This fish was sitting in the backyard of an unoccupied house, no bodies of water nearby.


This one got stuck.


And perhaps one of the creepiest things we’ve seen this year, an old doll
floating face-down in a sump basket, covered in bugs. They all float down there...

SIDE NOTE: if you liked those, check out their "Best Home Inspection Photos" from 2020. In that post, there are links at the bottom to many previous years of inspection photos. I just love those.

And find more funnies on SportsAndLaughs.tumblr.com.

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