Friday Funny 193: Emergency Breast Pump

>> Friday, June 17, 2011

Tuesday evening we loaded little Henry into the car for the first time and headed home from the hospital.

A few hours later.... well.... we'll just let Facebook tell the story:

Yeah, that's kinda funny.

What makes it funnier is that 20 minutes later, my former student posted this photo on my Facebook wall:

Nice. (But Maisey, we're STILL NOT bffs. Sorry.)

A colleague commented on my status: "Welcome to parenthood. Expect bizarre conversations." (As if some of my conversations weren't bizarre enough already...)


trimybest 6:01 AM, June 17, 2011  

Dude thats nothing! In a few months youll be having conversations about vomit and how henry managed to poop on his own shoulders in the restaurant!

LB 6:23 AM, June 17, 2011  

my husband used to tell everyone, even strangers, about my abnormal amount of breast milk stored in the freezer and that i had "porn star" boobs thanks to breast feeding. i think new parenthood somehow removes the filter between brain and mouth!

Robyn 7:43 AM, June 17, 2011  

I used to joke about making breast milk lattes. Odd how only people with small children thought it was funny...

Christi 7:48 AM, June 17, 2011  

My husband took a picture of our son's first poop. If we had had Facebook back in the day he probably would have posted it! That is weird!

cdnhollywood 7:48 AM, June 17, 2011  

Get ready for the poop discussions - it's amazing just how much you'll talk about that.

Just be VERY CLEAR with the labeling of containers in the fridge. Just sayin.

Suzy 7:52 AM, June 17, 2011  

Just wait, the conversations get more and more interesting. Kudos for buying Pharmie a quality breast pump.

Benson 8:52 AM, June 17, 2011  

Oh parenthood seems like so much fun. But please, don't do or post anything that'll get you on TV. It never goes well.

Anonymous,  9:11 AM, June 17, 2011  

Former student? She looks like your sister. Seriously. If I had the photshop skills, I'd put her hair on your head and you'd look like twins!

Colleen 9:32 AM, June 17, 2011  

That's absolutely fantastic! :)

it's all about pace 10:45 AM, June 17, 2011  

many more late night Target runs in your future...

SJ Goody 12:20 PM, June 17, 2011  

Congrats on the birth of your son... and welcome to parenthood! My relatively new (3 mos old) son is also a Henry!! People often gives us interesting looks when they hear the name... a "you don't hear that name too often and I am not sure how I feel about it" look. But we love the name. Anyway - curious to know what you and your wife have been calling him - Hank, Henry, Harry, Hen - my husband particularly HATES this one but sometimes I can't help myself... its a tendency to short names to one syllable. But we tend to call our Henry - Henry, Hank, Hankapotamus, Hankster, Hankasaurus, etc.

Allison 12:55 PM, June 17, 2011  

That's hilarious..........

331 Miles 6:35 PM, June 17, 2011  

I'm with "anonymous". You may not be BFFs, but you look like family!

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