Friday Funny 5

>> Friday, October 10, 2008

What we wish Microsoft’s “Office Assistant” would ACTUALLY say:















Five letters from God:











BTW, today is "National Angel Food Cake Day." Really. I can't make this stuff up. Go out and buy yourself a nice dessert.

p.s. Borsch and I flipped a coin to see who got what trophy (see last post). He got the "touchdown-signaling angel," and I got the "duathlon" one. Borsch is happy because he likes his trophy's boobs. Thought you might want to know. Happy weekend!

26 comments:

Sun Runner 7:35 AM, October 10, 2008  

"you would totally love a Roomba"

OMG...I had tears leaking from my eyes I laughed so hard. Thanks for perking up my Friday morning more than my coffee already has.

Unknown 7:59 AM, October 10, 2008  

"screw like crazed rabbits" that's awesome. I'm using that line today!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg 8:03 AM, October 10, 2008  

This post combines my two most favorite things:

Micro$oft-bashing

and

Bashing Micro$oft

Too bad you couldn't find a way to include my third favorite thing - Bashing of Micro$oft - because that would have made it the most perfect post EVAH!

Jess 8:21 AM, October 10, 2008  

I like the paper clip's assistance with the suicide note. Very funny in a dark way. My favorite kind of funny.

CoachLiz 8:35 AM, October 10, 2008  

I love that dog the wants to hump your leg or take a dump on your carpet. ROTFL!!!

The letters God are great as well.

Congrats on figuring out the trophy conundrum.

Be sure to watch the Ironman World Championship this weekend begining around 10:30 am CST on www.ironmanlive.com!!!!!

Fizzgig 8:59 AM, October 10, 2008  

well you can always swap his trophy when he isnt looking if you really wanted to...

I love the God letters, hil-arious!

Trigirlpink 9:17 AM, October 10, 2008  

Now that is a freakin' funny post.

Borsch 9:58 AM, October 10, 2008  

Gotta love the office slut and "how do i pronounce nuclear"

Thanks for the laugh!

Brian 10:19 AM, October 10, 2008  

good stuff and angel food cake with strawberry topping. yumm

joyRuN 10:25 AM, October 10, 2008  

LOL! Thanks for a hilarious post - cheered this annoying day right up!

Julianne 10:29 AM, October 10, 2008  

those letters from desk of God is so funny!! good friday morning distractions!

Triteacher 11:32 AM, October 10, 2008  

I like the laughs - thanks!

Judi 12:42 PM, October 10, 2008  

National Food Cake day? Only in FAT ASS AMERICA!!

Darcy Franklin 1:21 PM, October 10, 2008  

I have a friend with herpes. I will have to let her know that she can now go kayaking and mountain biking.

Darcy Franklin 1:21 PM, October 10, 2008  
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Ian 1:36 PM, October 10, 2008  

Great post. I loved the office assistant pictures.

Felice Devine 3:16 PM, October 10, 2008  

Too funny.
I love the letters from god! Ha ha ha!

akshaye 4:36 PM, October 10, 2008  

Haha.. hilarious! Do you just collect these or spend the whole week looking for them!

Michelle 8:47 PM, October 10, 2008  

This is hilarious!! Thanks dude for making me smile!!!

JenC 5:15 AM, October 11, 2008  

freaking hilarious! Thanks for the laugh out loud giggles!

Anonymous,  9:52 AM, October 11, 2008  

oh.
I thought it was national plow your way through a costco sized box of skinny cows day.

frick.

RooBabs 10:05 AM, October 13, 2008  

Love the letters from God (especially the Cool Ranch Doritos- mmm- and the Herpes). Your Friday Funnies are the best. Thanks!

sRod 8:45 AM, October 22, 2008  

These are great--even on a Wednesday!

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