Friday Funny 99: Craigslist Bike Ad

>> Friday, July 02, 2010

A friend sent me a link to a great Craigslist ad for a bike. Here’s what it said:

Divorcing my almost NEW Giant XTC 2 - $750 (Cabbagetown)

Date: 2010-06-29, 11:07PM EDT
Reply to:

ME - We need to talk.
ME - I... I don't think we should see each other anymore.

XTC = What! Why?

ME - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

ME = no, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

ME - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike.

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes!
XTC - god I can't believe you!

ME - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME - god dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

ME - hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

Fuck you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.

Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are.


pickup only

And here were the photos at the bottom of the ad:

Good stuff!

If you haven’t thrown your name in the hat for a sweet pair of Ryders VTX Sunglasses (with 3 sets of interchangeable lenses) and the Sugoi Moxie Running Skirt, make sure to scroll down 2 posts and comment. (Yes, the post that has a photo of me in a running skirt. That’s the one.) You’ve got under 2 days!

Happy Friday everyone!


M 7:30 AM, July 02, 2010  

Love it!!!! My work spam filter would not let me see the original ad though, as it was deemed "pornography." Ahh, firewalls!

Matty O 8:04 AM, July 02, 2010  


catching my breath...


Mel-2nd Chances 9:52 AM, July 02, 2010  

wonder if that's the same Cabbagetown near where I live! hahah. too funny

Aimee (I Tri To Be Me) 11:08 AM, July 02, 2010  

Ha ha..that is just awesome! I love Craigslist!

Tyger Lily 11:37 AM, July 02, 2010  

That is the best craigslist ad EVER!!!!!!

Colleen 1:02 PM, July 02, 2010  

That's awesome! I love ads like this!

Regina 3:44 PM, July 02, 2010  

That is why I LOVE Craigslist!

CoachLiz 8:04 PM, July 02, 2010  

That is great! I needed a good laugh!

Hey, I don't run in skirts. Can gals sign up for the Ryder sunglasses???

Chris and Amy 1:23 AM, July 03, 2010  

That was fantastic - thanks for sharing.

sRod 8:55 AM, July 10, 2010  

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Awesome!!

But does anyone else have a problem with having a bike in the bed?

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