Friday Funny 1082: The PERFECT Thong For Runners

This has been out of a few weeks. If you haven't seen it, allow me to introduce the MaraThong:

Here's some more info from their website:

"The Ultimate In Minimal Running Apparel!" History has always taught us that less is more. The same applies in running. No more uncomfortable baggy shorts flapping in the wind and holding you back from realizing your running goals. The MaraThong is created to streamline everything, but still provide you with the comfort and function to perform come race day. The MaraThong is guaranteed to be fast.

If you're wondering about the USB cord, they note that they've "engineered the MaraThong to record and report more data than any other device. GPS, heat sensor, and USB rechargable. Ditch the watch, and try the MaraThong App." You can contact them for sizing questions, or to see if the MaraThong is legal in your local 5K.

Here are its features:

And they have some exciting new products ready to roll out shortly:

Check it out HERE.

It's been on the market since April 1st. If that means anything to you. ;)

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