Friday Funny 790: Man vs. Ice Cream
>> Friday, September 12, 2014
You all know "former student Jeremy." He raced a lot of the 2012 Grand Prix races with me, and we've teamed up TWICE this year:
Our first place relay (NEARLY setting a course record) at the Trinona Triathlon.
Another first place relay at the Waconia Triathlon.
Jeremy vs The Lumberjack
8:27pm: Jeremy has asked to borrow my hoodie and said, "I am beginning to doubt myself."
8:36pm: We have moved outside because it is warmer. Jeremy has
uncontrollable shakes. He admits, "Maybe I wasn't ready for this."
8:42: Jeremy is contemplating his life decisions.
[OH GOD, HIS EYES!!!! Ha!]
8:47pm: "I'm going to throw up."
8:53pm: "I've never hated ice cream so much in my life."
8:58pm: "My heart is beating really hard. I think I have a fever. My body is shutting down."
9:03: "Where is that fried fish smell coming from?" Jeremy can't focus on
the ice cream and is highly sensitive to his surroundings.
9:05pm
9:12pm: Second wind.
IT IS FINISHED.
[Jeremy's post:] That was honestly the single most sinful, satanic thing I've done in my entire life.
And when someone asked how he did it, his friend Emily responded with "All I will say is, Jeremy was nice enough not to puke in my car. Other places though..." Gross. Awesome. Well done, Jeremy.
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3 comments:
I recently went there after a training day at square lake. I split a child size with my wife and it was almost too much. That play is messed up.
I know Mike - the child size is HUGE!!!
This was highly entertaining.
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