Friday Funny 584: Regrettable Couples Tattoos

>> Friday, September 13, 2013

HappyPlace recently posted photos of some couples tattoos that they're doomed to regret. Here are the worst 15:

There's romance and there's gore. Somwhere in between, you have really gross love.

Together, our thighs make a really good religious bumper sticker.

Long distance lovers... of phallic architecture.

They must have really nerdy fights.

He wanted to pick the Swayze movie quote, but
"I'm his regular Saturday night thing" wouldn't fit on her finger.

They almost broke up arguing over who has to live with the pit.

We'd like a design that shows our commitment to both of us dying of alcohol poisoning.

When we hold each other in exactly this position, we're in love. At all other times, we're a mess.

It's an inside joke. On their first date he threw up in her mouth.

His last girlfriend had a tattoo that read, "Bed, Bath."

We feel a deep connection at a spiritual level and if you don't like it we'll smack you
with double face-punch of intimacy.

"Her" and "Him?" Can you be less specific? Weakest show of commitment in a couple's tattoo ever inked!

They are way into doggystyle.

You're just running around in circles. Make up your minds!

Real sweet until he comes home and finds her in bed with a locksmith.

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Jamie 2:59 PM, September 13, 2013  

Oh jeez. These are cringe-worthy.

Jen Small 6:49 PM, September 13, 2013  

the light sabers are pretty awesome.

SteveQ 3:28 PM, September 14, 2013  

My fave is a couple that got the passage from Song of Solomon "I am my beloved's... my beloved is mine" tattooed. He got the first part, she got the second. Think about it; it's pretty one-sided that way!

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