Stories, training, and the good times that follow this Ironman Triathlete.
Here are 12 "First World Problems" from the 1980s from HappyPlace:
1. bought pack of garbage pail kids, and already have them all.2. 2 out of the 8 zippers on my parachute pants are stuck.3. You have died of dysentery.4. Hit one to many B's and had to start the cheat code for Contra all over again.
Ok, you got us going at work today Steve...asked for WWF action figures... got WCWsigned up for karate class, they didn't teach me the crane kick talked my mom into buying me the def leopard tape at the store.... Dad took it away when we got homemom threw away my best prono magRipped holes in my jeans to be cool... Mom ironed patches over the holeswent to France, didn't visit the place where the nekked ladies danceWanted a shirt with either Spuds Mackenzie on it, or Joe Camel... Mom said nomy boombox ate my tape!only one tape deck in my boombox... can't high-speed dub Commercial came on, had to get up to change the channel.TV knob broke, had to use pliersThe cable guy isn't coming till next week to fix the snow on the tvpinched my finger on the rotary phone dialShowed up for my date and the peg came out of my pants legThe penny fell out of my loaferRead 5 books over the summer, didn't qualify for my free pizzaGot all D's on my report card, didn't get any free tokens at Chuck-E-Cheese Wanted a transformer for my birthday, mom bought me a go-bot
Took a picture and hurt my hand shaking it
-Was doing a Pepsi commercial and my hair caught on fire!My watch broke only have 2 swatches on my arm now.
Super funny - thanks for sharing. Saw a pic on FB the other day of a pencil and a cassette tape and was told to "Like" if I knew why they went together. Haven't all of us who "get" this page of jokes had to fix a cassette that way? LOL
Ha! THESE ARE GREAT EVERYONE!! I might have to do a follow-up next Friday with these comments! Love it!
Was brainwashed to just say no to drugs... Never really got a chance to think about it firstWas told only I can prevent forest fires... Gave myself an ulcer from all the pressureI hate the Russians... Not really sure whyI'm not sure if I'll ever get to go to Spacecamp
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