>> Friday, December 11, 2009
This past week, an unnamed student at one of the unnamed colleges where I teach walked up to me near the end of class.
Student: "Hey Steve, I’ve got a present for you."
Me: "Oh great! What is it?"
I held out my hand. What did the student hand me?
When I told Pharmie about it later that day, I mentioned that it wasn’t even expired. She said (loudly), “We are NOT using a condom from one of your students!” OK. I suppose.
To make me feel better, Pharmie bought me some gum:
p.p.s. The “Happy Gum” tasted horrible...
p.p.p.s. ...so did the condom.