Friday Funny 66: An Inappropriate Gift from a Student
>> Friday, December 11, 2009
This past week, an unnamed student at one of the unnamed colleges where I teach walked up to me near the end of class.
Student: "Hey Steve, I’ve got a present for you."
Me: "Oh great! What is it?"
Student: "Here..."
I held out my hand. What did the student hand me?
When I told Pharmie about it later that day, I mentioned that it wasn’t even expired. She said (loudly), “We are NOT using a condom from one of your students!” OK. I suppose.
To make me feel better, Pharmie bought me some gum:
p.p.s. The “Happy Gum” tasted horrible...
p.p.p.s. ...so did the condom.
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Ok, I am laughing and wincing at the same time. I only got Dollar Store glazed ceramic elephants and jars of Hershey's Kisses from my students when I taught.
The Happy Gum was funny. Props to your wife.
I did NOT need to know that the condom tasted horrible. GACK!!!
p.s. race report is up.
But which one makes better bubbles/baloons?
Why do you know that the condom tasted horrible?
I see that condom is ultra lubricated. Perhaps if you wore it as a sock your feet wouldn't get horrible blisters when you run.
Think about it.
I see that condom is ultra lubricated. Perhaps if you wore it as a sock your feet wouldn't get horrible blisters when you run.
Think about it.
Could your student have been looking for "extra credit"?
Oh my heavens!
by the by, I'll be out of town next week and will be missing your big give away! BUMMED about this one but will watch for the next one.
New FEET! for Christmas....
But it was ribbed...for her pleasure and she didn't even want to TRY it!?!
You're not giving a test in the near future, are you? Perhaps the "gift" was just a request...
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