11 Days Until Grandma's Marathon!

>> Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Eleven days is under 1,000,000 seconds. (Make sure to say “one million” like Dr. Evil, just for effect.) Crap. Getting closer.

Eleven instructions to help you with a newborn:























And yes, I’m going to do this every day counting down to Grandma’s. Some of them are going to be good, trust me. You might just want to stop back now-and-then to check out the countdown. (And to continually think good thoughts about my left achilles and knee!)

24 comments:

Marcy 4:58 AM, June 10, 2008  

Damn. I think things would've been a lot more easier with my first if I had followed those instructions.

chia 5:15 AM, June 10, 2008  

They should apply this warning label to every bassinet (sp?) that comes out of the hospital here. I swear these 'rents be crazy!

Jamie 6:10 AM, June 10, 2008  

I just choked on my cereal. Thanks.

That is hilarious.

Jeff 7:26 AM, June 10, 2008  

I'm with you on all but the nose picking. What's wrong with that?

triguyjt 8:39 AM, June 10, 2008  

I got my under 1 year old to bench 135,,,5 times many years ago..LOL

great stuff.... and yes, the final one. I was tempted many many times.....ha!!!

hey, just swig jack daniels on race day and the knee and achilles will feel fine

Kevin 8:52 AM, June 10, 2008  

I was laughing so hard I snorted. That was hilarious

Benson 9:48 AM, June 10, 2008  

Very funny.
I hope your aches are getting less and less as the countdown continues.

Tea 10:41 AM, June 10, 2008  

Where did you get those? Or is that on a need to know basis only?

HILARIOUS!

KellyH 1:19 PM, June 10, 2008  

Just so you know. I find your blog entertaining and have been keeping up with it for a few weeks now. You have a new fan.

Formulaic 1:33 PM, June 10, 2008  

Freaking awesome!


Can't wait until the next one.

Thinking good thoughts

Molly 1:55 PM, June 10, 2008  

Too good!
hmmmm what will tomorrow bring?
10 lords a leaping?

Tri to Be Funny 3:22 PM, June 10, 2008  

I don't know why, but my favorite is the baby in the fish tank!! Maybe because most of the other stuff happened to me as a baby! So wrong...so wrong.

Good thoughts continue to roll your way.

greyhound 4:06 PM, June 10, 2008  

Can't wait until you and Pharmie procreate. THAT will be blogworthy stuff.

CoachLiz 5:16 PM, June 10, 2008  

Hey, what is wrong with hosing your kid down??? I had to do that to get the poop off of him one time.

heal achilles heel, heal achilles heel, heal achilles heel...

Is that helping?

J~Mom 6:32 PM, June 10, 2008  

Where were you 11 years ago when I started this parenting gig? I could have used some of that advice!!

Meg 7:10 PM, June 10, 2008  

That's hilarious! I'm looking forward to the last 10.

KK 7:54 PM, June 10, 2008  

Wow. Where do you find this stuff? Hilarious.

Sending more good thoughts your way!

robtherunner 8:04 PM, June 10, 2008  

This is wrong on so many levels, but quite funny at the same time. It's important to point out what some of us instictively know as being wrong, but others may not grasp the concept in the same way. I wish I would have known it was a no no to spike baby bottles with alcohol in order to calm them down before I raised 4 children.

Tiger Lily 8:20 PM, June 10, 2008  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You are the best Steve!

BreeWee 11:45 PM, June 10, 2008  

ha ha ha ha, your count down till the marathon is cracking me up... thanks for the humor!

Jade Lady 7:34 AM, June 13, 2008  

U bust my chops! Where do u find these things, or are u an illustrator also?

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