11 Miles on the Suckmill

>> Sunday, February 08, 2009



Total: 11 miles in 1:13:15
6:39 / mile average

No TVs. No music. Just a window and a mirror.

Pharmie did about 8 miles next to me. Unfortunately, I was gassier than Super America. They were rancid. Something must have crawled up my ass and died overnight. She tried not to choke/laugh. Here she is wrapping up her run:

Pair that workout with my morning ride yesterday before teaching, and I think I'm done for the weekend!!

Time to go eat some pizza with Pharmie’s family!


Amy 9:41 AM, February 08, 2009  

Wow...you and Pharmie are impressive. You both ran A LOT on the stupid treadmill.....you definitely earned that pizza!

Blyfinn 10:04 AM, February 08, 2009  

11 miles on the suckmill! You're really insane.

Carolina John 10:24 AM, February 08, 2009  

nice negative split! i had my fasted mile on the dreadmill yesterday too, but it was only about 8 something.

Kelly 10:38 AM, February 08, 2009  

No nothing? Ewwww. You need to find a more entertaining treadmill.

teacherwoman 10:40 AM, February 08, 2009  

Nice workout. So you're one of those guys that passes gas on the treadmill for the rest of us to die from!?!?

Shannon 10:53 AM, February 08, 2009  

Awesome, your so committed! NOW go enjoy your pizza!

Anonymous,  11:17 AM, February 08, 2009  

This post is on a par with that treadmill. "Painted (RUNNY!) Hair," a "Wet T-Shirt" picture, a bunch of numbers like the "DOW," and connubial farting....


Amber 11:20 AM, February 08, 2009  

11 miles on the treadmill with no music or TV! you are brave...

Sarah 11:35 AM, February 08, 2009  

No music AND gassy - sick

Alisa 11:55 AM, February 08, 2009  

Dang no music! I can live without TV but if I'm on the 'mill I need something!

Though when I lived in Boston one of my favorite things was to get a 'mill by the window and watch the snow fall while I was sweatin' in shorts and a tank!

Marlene 12:09 PM, February 08, 2009  

Ewww, poor Pharmie!

Nice job on the progressively faster splits. And no TV's or music?! I don't know how you do it.

Michelle 1:14 PM, February 08, 2009  

Wow a nice gassy 11 miler!!!

I am jealous!!!

Jess 2:35 PM, February 08, 2009  

Congrats to you both! I don't have the patience for even a 3 miler on the treadmill!

GoBigGreen 3:02 PM, February 08, 2009  

Hmm, I went outside where the sidewalks were actually ok for the most part and the air was fresh. Maybe i did the best thing for my breathing:)Good times, dude you smoke that TM/SM/DMill!

Jen 3:05 PM, February 08, 2009  

Poor, poor Pharmie...

Adam 3:27 PM, February 08, 2009  

Super America? Is there some sort of gaseous region in-between north and south america that I don't know about?

Trishie 3:48 PM, February 08, 2009  

Please share the whole up-your-ass-and-died story with your inlaws ;)

Mel 4:01 PM, February 08, 2009  

Glad your knee held out for all 11! Thanks for my very first comment EVER! I was surprised to see I had one and shocked that it was from you!!

Anonymous,  4:02 PM, February 08, 2009  

I think we should have a "name the critter that died up Steve in a Speedo's ass-hole" contest. I'll wager it was an intrepid gay hamster. Very intrepid, and VERY GAY....

CoachLiz 4:48 PM, February 08, 2009  

I notice how your mile splits got faster as you got gassier. Any connection???

And, it is not what crawled up in there, but what you put down the hatch some time before that treadmill workout that caused the methane outbursts.

Nat 6:55 PM, February 08, 2009  

Poor Pharmie! Great job on the run though!

X-Country2 8:16 PM, February 08, 2009  

Poor Pharmie and poor whoever else came into the room for the rest of the day. :o)

aron 8:20 PM, February 08, 2009  

poor pharmie!!! wow 11 miles on the treadmill... thats impressive!

Running Around Acres 9:03 PM, February 08, 2009  

Poor girl, she must really love you to run 8 gaseous miles next to you. :)

akshaye 9:18 PM, February 08, 2009  

Man.. that's a lot of miles for the treadmill.

Kaeti 9:20 PM, February 08, 2009  

I did 8 miles on the dreadmill today. Blech. Cannot wait for Spring to be sprung and whatnot.

KK 9:45 PM, February 08, 2009  

Wow. That is superhuman. Esp w/ no music or tv and a lot of gas. Pharmie is a saint.

Borsch 11:00 PM, February 08, 2009  

IDK how you do that on the treadmill. I need some form of stimulation on that thing.

chia 1:12 AM, February 09, 2009  

Wow. How in the the world!?!? Aren't you getting this freakishly warm weather too?

Ryan 5:01 AM, February 09, 2009  

I love farting on the treadmill...the best part is I look to the person next to me like they did it.

solarsquirrel 7:48 AM, February 09, 2009  

The treadmill can bite me. I am so over running on a conveyor belt in a cramped room with my reflection staring back at me in pain and boredom. SPRING WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

Jenna 8:37 AM, February 09, 2009  

lol..sometimes I am just scared to read your posts by the title... then, oddly curious at the same time.LOL. I am glad Pharmie was able to go upwind from your toxic outburst. Poor girl....

RooBabs 2:16 PM, February 12, 2009  

11 miles on a treadmill with no TV? I'd poke my eyes out!! The farthest I've ever run is 8 miles, but then again, that took an hour and 20 minutes, so your 11 miles was shorter than my 8. Either way, congrats for finishing.

sRod 5:49 AM, February 15, 2009  

Yikes. That is a lot of time on the treadmill. People tend to look at me funny when I spend 60+ minutes on the machine.

There have definitely been times on the treadmill were I wasn't farting as much as I was opening up the vents to the dead thing that is stuck inside of me.

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