Friday Funny 1134: Dog Contract

This Dad seems kinda like a d*ck. But also kinda funny. (So basically like most Dads.) Here's a contract he drew up and made his kids sign before they considered getting a dog:

The Dad has now said this:

Two weeks after contract was signed, we got a ~three year old white fluffy mutt from a shelter that weighs 15 lbs., was already housetrained and doesn’t shed or drool. We named him Kershaw (veto power not exercised). It’s been two years, and the kids (now ages 12, 13 and 15) have been pretty good about doing everything. Kershaw eats dry dog food from Trader Joe’s, and so far hasn’t created any indoor messes that have required the use of harmful cleaning chemicals. Everyone (including Dad) adores the dog, which has been a fantastic addition to (though not member of) our family.

Here's the lovable (but not TOO loved) dog:

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