Buzzfeed has my number on this one. They posted an article of "things way more exciting than the royal baby." Here are my favorite 12:
#1: Squirrels f*cking up cars.
#2: Debating whether or not Captain Crunch is a real captain.#3: This family’s new fridge.#4: The story of Stephen Giraldo.#5: A flashlight in the middle of the road in Phoenix, Arizona.#6: A man being hit in the head with a dildo.I actually really want to know more about this.
#7: The debate over Miss Piggy’s weight.#8: A man running naked into a cactus.#9: A bear scratching its ass.#10: The man who forgot his Cheez Whiz.Thanks Obama.
#11: The “ball tapping” epidemic.#12: And of course, the great Potato Chip Heist of 2011.Now THAT'S all news I can get in to!
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More of the story from the NT here: http://blogs.crikey.com.au/thestump/2011/02/12/best-man-left-bleeding-after-being-hit-in-head-by-flying-dildo/
I used to live in Far North Queensland (FNQ) in Australia and our local paper, the Cairns Post, had notorious headlines like "Oh My Dog" over a picture of a guy holding up a python with a distinctly dog shaped bulge, inset of crying children. I miss it every single day.
Paint drying is more exciting than the royal baby. Immediate family excepted of course.
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