>> Wednesday, September 01, 2010
That's right. The gloves are coming off.
Jenny Wilcox, I've had it with you. You've got to be put in your place.
Oh, oh, I can hear Jenny now: "Whatever do you mean, Steve?" Yeah. Whatever Wilcox. Whatever.
I met you at the Oakdale Duathlon (which you won) early this spring:
The Chisago Lakes Sprint Tri was Matt's first triathlon, and guess what? You had to show up, smash Matt's face with your time, and beat the course record:
You heading into the park with your frickin' course record
Remember when "Midwest Events Magazine" interviewed me for a nice little article?
So, Jenny, here's the deal. You're racing the Mosquito Man Duathlon this weekend. I'm racing the Mosquito Man Duathlon this weekend. It's war. You and I. No holds barred.
That's right folks - I'm gonna send this Hillary-hair-cut soccer mom and her amazing legs crying back to the suburbs. There. I said it. Me and my speedy, hairy pistons of pain (my legs) are gonna blow her up.
Wilcox, it's ON.
Note: I don't actually feel this way. And I don't believe a word of what I said above. In fact, I ASKED Jenny if I could put up a post like this, so "nice Steve" hasn't completely flipped his lid. (Although he's now referring to himself in the third person, which is weird....) And none of this is my subconscious coming out. This is all in jest.
Jenny's SUPER nice and SUPER fast. I'm 93%-95% sure that's she's going to beat me by a minute or 2 on Saturday. I THINK I MIGHT be able to keep up with her on the runs, but with my lack of hard biking lately due to my TC 10 Mile training, she'll kill me on the bike. That all adds up to me not having a chance. But a little friendly competition always makes things a little more fun, right? ;)
All I know is Saturday is going to be SUPER fun! Check back Monday (Labor Day) to see who kicked who's butt!