Friday Funny 312: Pregnancy Questions Answered
>> Friday, April 20, 2012
Pharmie's sister and her hubby (Steph and Jon) just had a baby this week! Here's Jon with little Evelyn:
Pharmie, our niece Evelyn, our little Henry, and me
Henry and Evie! Henry's no longer the little one!
Pregnancy and Women
PREGNANCY Q&A & MORE!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: So I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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3 comments:
Congrats on the birth of your niece. I hope they live close enough that you can get lots of cutie patootie Henry and Evie pics!
Big congrats to the brosef. Your questions and answers are spot on.
They are adorable! I have a little one and I'm pregnant now so I really got a laugh out of your post. I am having my second child and honestly can't imagine having 35 children (and I'm still laughing at all the double meanings - need that laugh right now!)
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