Friday Funny 201: Sitting While Peeing

>> Friday, July 15, 2011

Another piece of truthful wisdom from The Oatmeal:

The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee:

I don't have a smartphone, but the rest of those "pros" are SOOOO true for me. Just call me a happy and proud "sissy little bitch."


gene @boutdrz 9:51 AM, July 15, 2011  

i'm right there with the next stall sissy pants. sitting down. aahhhh...but then, the water is a little cold sometimes....

trimybest 11:21 AM, July 15, 2011  

"the water is a little cold sometimes...."

its deep too

B. Kramer 11:46 AM, July 15, 2011  

I'm a sissy little bitch from about midnight until 7:30 a.m. Groggy pees require sitting. That way I don't accidentally urinate into the trash can. Cheers!

Neophyte TriGuy 1:51 PM, July 15, 2011  

I agree with Viper. Plus it allows me to still be half-asleep when I pee, that way I can go back to sleep when I wake up having to go in the "wee" hours of the morning!

Jamie 2:45 PM, July 15, 2011  

A good friend of mine once admitted that when he moved in with his girlfriend and her sister, he always sat down to pee so he wouldn't get yelled at for spraying or leaving the seat up.

Two years later, I still can't look at him the same way.

Kurt @ Becoming An Ironman 3:56 PM, July 15, 2011  

I don't know what's better - the funny or Viper's trash can comment!

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