Friday Funny 1568: Horrible Real Estate Photos

>> Friday, March 01, 2019

Here are some funny photos from Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos as compiled by Bored Panda:

If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.

Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.

You'll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.

Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says "Surprise my coconut."

A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

"I think I’m beginning to see a pattern" said Holmes.

This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.

On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.

If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.

Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent
has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.

A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.

Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.

Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.

Blog idea: reasons my fan is sad.

That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.

After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded.
Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by
multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

“Which biblical scene should we paint on our living room wall?”
"Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”

Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.

It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being
a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.

That feeling when you're halfway through a wash cycle
and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.

“Have you come to save us, or to join us?“

This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?

Some Like It Horrible.

After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.

Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.

Lots more funny things posted all week long on HAPPY WEEKEND!


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