Friday Funny 1304: The Hairy Chest Swimsuit

So a reader sent me this article from The DailyMail. It was about a new "hairy swimsuit:"

Here's a well-written piece about this suit:

Who thought this would be a good idea? What men (because it had to be men, women would never do this to one another) sat around a table and said, "Hey Dave, you know what would be hilarious, hot, and disgusting all at once, bro?"

"What, Trevor?"

"A hairy swim suit for hot chicks. Like, they'd still be hot, but they'd also be gross."

"That sounds hilarious, Trevor. So, like, her boobs would be big but they'd be hairy looking?"

"Yeah, man."

"Sweet. Let's do it."

"High five."

I can only imagine that they were both high and drunk when they thought of this thing. It's the only scenario that makes sense. Why else would anyone create such an abomination? Swim suits are awful enough and my greatest fear is to be laughed at when I'm wearing one, why would I wear one INTENDED to make people point and laugh at me???

A few more pics:

Questioning the nipple placement on the suit.


Digitally printed front.


In case you were wondering... yes, the image does continue around the back.


Lovely.

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