Conversation With Pharmie
>> Saturday, March 24, 2007
The following is an actual conversation that Pharmie and I had last night before bed:
Pharmie: GROSS! I thought you threw these away! What are they doing ON THE NIGHTSTAND? Where did they come from?
Steve: I was taking out the trash yesterday, and they just popped out to say ‘hi,’ so I thought I’d take their picture.
Pharmie: Yeah, I’m sure they just ‘popped out to say hi!’ And why do you need their picture... You’re not putting it on your blog, ARE YOU!?!?
Steve: Sure, why not? I need a dime and my camera...
Pharmie: YOU ARE NOT!! What will people think?!? That’s gross!
Steve: Oh come on, that hasn’t stopped me before.
Pharmie: Are you going to tell them they were from plantar warts?!?
Steve: Sure, why not? **click** (photo being taken)
Pharmie: GROSS!!
Steve: What... really!?! Here Kermit, here Ella...
Pharmie: NO, NOT REALLY!! THROW THOSE THINGS AWAY!!
(I thought I saw 2 plantar warts forming a month ago on the bottom of my right foot. So I used those wart remover pads that basically slowly burn off the warts. When I stopped using them, all the skin around them peeled off a week later. Those are the “skin chips” you see above. Don’t worry, I didn’t feed them to the cats.)
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16 comments:
*UUUUUUUHHHHHGNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHH*
(that's the sound of me dry heaving)
ha ha ha
I second Pharmie... GROSS!!!!!!
Nice use of the dime to show scale, but still GROSS!
Hey, these aren't to bad.
But I still have images of the cat marks from your chest. Now that is a different story..
Mmmmm... tasty!
I agree with Pharmie..that's gross! But this is a post that made me chuckle! heheh!
You are FREAKING me out here. Remember I said we were kindred spirits because we both play with dolls? Er, action figures? I'm going through my 3rd treatment this week to get a plantar wart removed from my foot.
The last failed attempt:
http://neoprenewedgie.blogspot.com/search?q=wart
Just goes to show that "boys" never tire of grossing out their "girls". Marriage can't even kill that urge.
Mmmmmmmmmmm...got dip?
Nice!!! And yes the transition run was gross!
Dude.....you're like Gold Member :-)
Wow, and I thought Bolder was bold. Minus the worts, sounds like and average night between my wife and I. Glad to see that tri-wives around the world share a common thread...grossed out by how shameless we are.
Too Funny! You need to draw little faces on them and give them names.
Why am I not surprised? :-)
maybe gross to you guys, but this was good to see, I thought I had the same thing, so I'm gonna see a doctor now, good to see u could just clip it off, very relieving. thanks for putting up, made my day to see a real life blog and story of removal. thanks!
This is soo cool! I have a plantar wart and I used the pads! They really do work! But now, I have to go too the doctor cuz it came back...spiteful little bastard! Thanks for posting this!
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