Friday Funny 96: Shaving My Entire Body
>> Friday, June 11, 2010
Call your co-workers over, turn up the volume, and get ready to be freaked out be extreme close-ups of my nipples.
Direct Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjX5tT5z2jM
1:08-1:22 - It's hard to work around nipples. I didn't want to sheer one off!
2:23 - Yes, that was a Wookie.
2:28 - My cat Kermit got freaked out by all the fur. She thought it was an intruding animal.
2:33 - My wife looks WAY too happy to be helping with all of this...
3:20 - Even though I seem to be checking around my belly button pretty well for any missed hairs, I missed a BIG ONE that I noticed the next morning.
3:35-3:50 - Yes, my cat hung out and watched me do the final touch-ups on my legs. Perverted beast.
The razor that I used was never the same:
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BTW, the song is "Oh Martha" by The Battle Royale. They're a band from one of the colleges in Minneapolis where I used to teach. Catchy song, right? You can find it on iTunes. And you can find a crazy video for it on YouTube, where some of my former students make appearances.
I just have to say that you have one hell of a wife! :)
When I woke up this morning, I didn't think my day would include 4 minutes of watching you shaving. Inexplicably though, it did.
Good luck at Liberty!
Am I sick for considering this extremely funny?
Probably...
Good luck for you and Pharmie!!!
Good luck to both of you this weekend.
I have not watched the video yet, but I can only guess.
I basically shave it all once a week, for the last 3 years. Once you do it, you got to keep doing it.
I had to keep looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody saw me watching that!
Did you leave the pits hairy? Thought I saw some underarm locks in the tub. Wouldn't that be a major source of drag? Why am I asking this?! Good luck. Cheers!
I actually think it's funny that you did ALL of that, but still have hair under your arms ...
I'm with Viper and Amy, WTF with the hairy pits, after all that?!? Makin' me wonder . . .
I think I got a little throw up in my mouth!
Best of luck this weekend!
I love it! Also love the help from the cat. I'll see you and Pharmie tomorrow at Liberty! I'll be the one in the boat rowing the course (sounds like heavy rains!)
Dude, your cat is the size of a small dog! Too funny.
Good luck this weekend!
Ok, so the closeup of the nipples covered in shaving cream was *slightly* pornographic.
Good luck this weekend!
Sweet! I too am rockin' the full-body hairless these days - I'm diggin' it. See you guys soon!!
The song is catchy, thanks!
And the video, nice. The cat obviously appreciates your skills.
Have a great race!!
Good luck this weekend!
I will spend it recovering from watching that video.
Which is hilarious. And the music is perfect. Go indie.
Steve in a Speedo is always one click away from gagging. Good lord, fungus and shaving. I'm going to need the full week to recover.
I think the picture of the razor made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Can't wait to read the posts when it starts to grow in and itches!
Your WIFE is a SAINT!!
Oh the things triathletes do. Thanks for the laugh. I hope all was good onthe race.
I understand why you want to shave your chest hair to promote success in your sport, but as a woman that totally digs hairy guys, it's a little sad....
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