Friday Funny 93: Girls' Special Day

>> Friday, May 21, 2010

I've been waiting to post this until the spring semester ended. Well, it's over. Now I can post this.

I'm not going to say anything, I'll just let you enjoy this note from a student:

Happy Friday!


C 8:11 AM, May 21, 2010  

So not classy. She should have said she was out riding some killer crimson waves and she'd be back to class after the tide receded.

See, much classier.

Matty O 8:18 AM, May 21, 2010  

OR: If I attend class today I just might rip someone's head off and make everyone's life a living hell for the next week... would it be ok if I skip? Thanks for understanding :)

Christi 8:36 AM, May 21, 2010  

That is just too funny!

Sun Runner 8:40 AM, May 21, 2010  

"My Aunt Flo is visiting."

Ah, college students? Where would we be without them?

(Whilst in grad school I taught a geology lab which had 50 kids in it (spread out over 4 sections). I don't remember the number of dead grandmothers from that semester, but I'm sure there were a few.)

Heather @ Side of Sneakers 9:12 AM, May 21, 2010  

Hahaaaa I loved this. I would literally crack up if I got an email like that.

Kim 9:44 AM, May 21, 2010  

do you think jen harrison would appreciate that email from me about my 4.5 hour brick on sunday?

The Boring Runner 9:55 AM, May 21, 2010  

wait, girls get 'special' days? Man, they are so lucky. First mothers day and now THIS!?

Regina 10:02 AM, May 21, 2010  

Yes, arts and crafts day at panty camp. I can't believe she felt the need to give an explanation. Too funny.

Jennifer 10:04 AM, May 21, 2010  

"special days"????? Obviously this was not a creative writing class.
Thanks for the Friday Funny!

Jamie 11:22 AM, May 21, 2010  

I don't get it. Women complain all the time about the pain of child birth, and the annoyance of the monthly cycle, but god gave them a monthly excuse to get out of... apparently ANYTHING.


Pure Garbage.

Still funny garbage though. :-)

Kudos to you for having the restraint to hold back on posting that. You are a stronger man than I.

Tammy 3:44 PM, May 21, 2010  

I can attest that these so-called "special" days are, in fact, NOT so special.

That's hilarious!

Cyborg Queen 4:32 PM, May 21, 2010  

Gee, I can't wait for her to get a job in the "real" world and see if she's "allowed" to play hooky. FIRED!

Hilarious...tell her to HTFU and take a look at Uta Pippig. Oh yeah.

Alili 5:02 PM, May 21, 2010  

Seriously?! She tried to use this excuse in college? Dude...7th grade gym class, maybe. lol

Erin 9:34 PM, May 21, 2010  

I have a lot of friends that are professors, so I've heard a lot of these...but this one really takes the cake. You can't make this stuff up!

Char 10:17 PM, May 21, 2010  

That girl needs to take a teaspoon of concrete and harden up! There are little tablets called anti-inflammatories that can help with these sorts of problems.

Rebecca 5:09 PM, June 01, 2010  

clearly she has a good grasp of the English language. Subject: "ask for leave" - is that supposed to be a question? and then my favorite, "i feel not good"

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