My lovely wife, Phamie, didn’t want anything for Christmas. So we decided not to get each other any gifts. We recently bought a used car and a new TV, so we figured those were our gifts.
But there was one thing that she really, really wanted. She dropped subtle and not-so-subtle hints all fall about it. It was time for me to suck it up and make it happen.
My first stop was to pick up 3 necessities at Target: eggs, milk, and Nair for Men:
Yep, you know where this is going. Mid-summer, I had a smooth chest for a few weeks leading up to Ironman, and Pharmie loved it. It wasn’t an overly sexual thing, she just really liked the look and feel of it. Then and there, she started hinting about a possible Christmas present idea. So I got started in the sweetest way possible:
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Showin’ my love for Pharmie.
(Is this weird?)
A few minutes later, I looked like this:
Steph, Pharmies sister, saw me once the heart was removed, and she said, “...Oh...that looks swell...” while she was stifling a laugh. Then I took care of the rest:
I even took care of those 2 little hairy patches on my shoulders that Pharmie HATES, so that’s how she’ll know that I love her! I had a crapload of paper towels full of chest hair all over the bathroom when I was finished:
This is a complete surprise for Pharmie! She’s at work right now and has no idea that she’ll be coming home to this hairless wonder. I told her not to check my blog before coming home, and I know that she won't check it because she loves a surprise. Check back in a few days, and I’ll let you know how it went over.
HAPPY HAIRLESS HOLIDAYS AND HAVE A HAIRLESS NEW YEAR!!
30 comments:
For $6 that's one hell of a Christmas present ;-) Now you just have to do the man region :P
Totally Hairless Steve Rides Again! Woot!
Merry Christmas.
The return of Hairless Steve...I'm sure Pharmie will be pleased.
Next you'll have to hit those Sasquach arms, then the, well, soon we'll equate Steve with Brazil.
Don't let Pharmie see the comments! She'll get ideas about the nether regions!
I hear women love a shaved scrotum!
[Please no pics! ;-) ]
Pharmie is one lucky girl!
That guy said shaved scrotum!
Nice - you should have kept the heart! That's a good look.
I think each post should have some sort of 'disturbance meter'. Perhaps a different one for guys and gals.
I'm not going to speculate on whether or not Pharmie will be pleased...as that seems more likely to be a function of whether or not Steve can perform. ;) Which is something I have no such knowledge of (nor do I want any).
Steve, I agree with everybody else - pls don't share pictures of your hairless adventures further south of your current body regions. Man, you are a character... I'll make sure to get in touch with you in my next trip to MN (not because of your hairless chest!).
You guys are too cute.
steve..on the subject of shaved "you know what"....my wife got me a ball for christmas.
a nike medicine ball...no less.
hairless too???. I admire your love "at all costs" philosophy??
What a romantic!
I knew "Rudolph" wanted his fur back..
You should have shaved out an IM logo on there.. Nice jesture thou.
Happy holidays.
Oww... its crossed my mind to do the same, and I love my wife, but maybe not that much!
The things we do for love. Pharmie is one lucky woman!
Now that's true love!
steve, you are so thoughtful it's amazing. does that shit stink?
Wow!
That ranks right up there with my hubby letting me have his first-class upgrade on the flight out to Seattle for the holidays.
What a great Christmas gift... she will feel loved! :)
How Romantic.
Just don't put nair on the "coin purse"!
You never cease to amaze me, or make me laugh...
wow, hair removal as a gift. we've really evolved as a civilization!!
now that's love....
I'm just glad you didn't let the cat lick the Nair off. :)
You should have left the heart. Maybe for Valentine's day you can do the heart with an arrow through it and be your own little Cupid :)
Laura
That was a visual assault at 4:22am. Note to self: do not check Steve's blog before (or after) breakfast.
Ugh, dude - just *stop* with the pictures! ;-)
You have to suck it up, get serious and start waxing. THEN you'll be a real Ironman.
LOL! (re: previous post's comment) Apparently not! : D
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