Leave Triathletes Alone!!

>> Saturday, November 10, 2007

So I know that I’m about 2 months late here, but has everyone seen this desperate video of a young (and confused) man pleading with everyone that “Britney Spears is a HUMAN BEING!!” and to just “Leave Britney ALONE!”? Here it is in case you need a little refresher: (there is some harsh language – watch yourself if you’re at work)

OK, have you watched it? Good. Now I know that everyone who’s wanted to spoof this has done so already, but I thought I’d throw my hat into the ring a little late. I think you’ll enjoy this: (there’s just a little PG-13 language and a lot of whining)

You might want to let everyone you know about this post. It's that good. (And that embarrassing.)


Jumper 2.0 6:18 PM, November 10, 2007  

Ok, was that chick for real?? Or was it just an act? It has to be an act unless she's a personal friend!

Too funny! So you really don't like winter do ya? Personally I love it.... for about 3 months. It's March that bothers me. I don't want 40 - 50 degrees with some colder days mixed. I want 70 and sunny every day with night rain for the plants. When it's March and still 30, that's when you'll see some whining from me.

Just don't shave and you'll be warm enough.

Jumper 2.0 6:20 PM, November 10, 2007  
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Herself, the GeekGirl 7:46 PM, November 10, 2007  

Yes, I've seen that one, and yes, your version was awesome. AWESOME!

Herself, the GeekGirl 7:49 PM, November 10, 2007  

All you need now is the smeared makeup and blonde wig.

Rainmaker 7:59 PM, November 10, 2007  

I'm already tired of the cold...and it just started on Tuesday.

Nicely done!

Unknown 8:52 PM, November 10, 2007  

I am bummin on the weather too. I wish we cold arrange it so it was 65 and sunny every day ...**sigh**....
Great video - you must have a lot of unstructured time on your hands these days eh?

Tri+Umph 9:06 PM, November 10, 2007  

To say the least, this was an interesting post to find the first time I read your blog!

Great job at Wisconsin! I had some friends out there this year too.

the Dread Pirate Rackham 9:39 PM, November 10, 2007  




you're like, the spitting image, except without the drama, and the smeared makeup, and the crying. separated at birth.

Iron Girl Nyhus 10:21 PM, November 10, 2007  

I'm laughing so hard my dog is scared :)


brendaj 1:33 AM, November 11, 2007  

I'm glad you're finding things to do with your cold days!

RunBubbaRun 5:32 AM, November 11, 2007  

Did anybody tell you need therapy..

Oh you funny man!!

E-Speed 5:44 AM, November 11, 2007  

you have WAY too much time on your hands!

Tri-Dummy 6:26 AM, November 11, 2007  

Steve. My homey.

Even you weren't as gay as the first video.

Michelle 7:03 AM, November 11, 2007  

What took you soooo long? Way, way, way funny!

Anonymous,  7:33 AM, November 11, 2007  

awesome! first thing i read this morning; thanks...

Jumper 2.0 7:43 AM, November 11, 2007  

Hey, that is a guy.

Man, I need to pay better attention.

And I need to keep up with current events. I didn't know this video existed.

And, oh, Steve.
Thanks for not doing the hair, makeup thing.

Bigun 10:04 AM, November 11, 2007  

Good stuff.

Lows in 50's, highs in 70's - Central Florida during the "winter" - but I'm sure I could still find someting to cry about.

LittleRachet 6:17 PM, November 11, 2007  

That is too funny! I could feel your pain....really....

TriShannon 7:56 PM, November 11, 2007  

Too funny!! You have way too much time on your hands. Must be that cold weather keeping you all cooped up. :)

Unknown 9:02 PM, November 11, 2007  

Oh.My.Gosh you're cracking me up!!

MissAllycat 12:08 AM, November 12, 2007  

I think you need a little eyeliner to add some authenticity... :)

Spandex King 8:02 AM, November 12, 2007  

I hope this works. Winter Sucks!!

teacherwoman 8:46 AM, November 12, 2007  

I love your version! I am not ready for this change in weather... at all!

:) 10:18 AM, November 12, 2007  

What, no lipstick???

Anonymous,  5:12 PM, November 12, 2007  

OH. MY. GOSH!!! That is too funny!

Okay, I'm probably the only one who's never seen that before. That is hilarious. Your spoof is the best!

Jess 5:14 PM, November 12, 2007  

Ah yes, I have seen both. I love that mock plea for the triathletes!

skoshi 8:09 PM, November 12, 2007  

"...hitting all the emotional high notes of a triathlete in whiner..."

"...funny and resonant...."

"...SS is a force of discontent..."

Really funny. Reminds me of my first winter (or eight) after I moved from Hawaii to the mainland. Now...why did I do that???

Unknown 9:16 PM, November 12, 2007  

OMG that is hilarious. Went back and read some past posts, and I'm wondering why I haven't been reading your blog faithfully!! You are too funny! I'll be back...

Fe-lady 9:12 AM, November 14, 2007  

EMMY for your performance! Too funny!

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