Then other people got into the trash talk:
Trash-talk timeline:
• #1: Being called out to have a race.
• #2: My history at the GW Du, and realizing Pete and I are toast.
• #3: Devon announces Ben Kampf as his runner.
• #4: Me fighting back.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Trash-Talking Tweets
OK, Devon is still winning at this trash talk game, but here are the most recent developments. After the last "trash talk" post, Devon posted this:
I think it was that tweet that lead my wife to say "Devon is REALLY good at this."
Then other people got into the trash talk:
Scott said he'd see me at the GU Du, and I gave him my race prediction...
... and Devon had a great comeback:
I fired back with something delicious:
Follow me and Devon on twitter to watch this madness unfurl for the next 6 weeks.
Trash-talk timeline:
• #1: Being called out to have a race.
• #2: My history at the GW Du, and realizing Pete and I are toast.
• #3: Devon announces Ben Kampf as his runner.
• #4: Me fighting back.
Then other people got into the trash talk:
Trash-talk timeline:
• #1: Being called out to have a race.
• #2: My history at the GW Du, and realizing Pete and I are toast.
• #3: Devon announces Ben Kampf as his runner.
• #4: Me fighting back.
Zero points, Steve. Zero points.
ReplyDeleteAww dang, Benjamin. I was hoping to get at least ONE one of these days....
ReplyDeleteYou'll get there, but until then it's hard and honest feedback ;)
DeleteI just spit out my breakfast. LMFAO.
ReplyDeleteSteve, your not good at this but the masterbation one was good, if all else fails confuse/embarrase the hell out of them!
ReplyDeletecouple of other things for you
1) your a father, I don't think he has kids, have him come talk to you when he has kids. Whats his fastest 4 miler while pushing a kid, thats right he hasn't even tired it much less touched your times
2) also, he is a PROFESSIONAL triathlete, he should be "picking on someone his own size". he has nothing else to do but workout and be fast. I don't see him calling out David Thompson like this! You are fast but I don't see Tiger woods taunting the amatuers at the masters this year (not that he is the tiger woods of triatholon but you get the idea!)
Jared, I love you. :)
ReplyDeleteLol. No problem. Long time follower here and bt but first time comment. Feel free to use those or others. I'm fat and slow but can talk a good game :)
ReplyDeleteTo be honest: All that "trash-talk-before-race" reminds me of Kindergarten :-)
ReplyDeleteThat "your mother" stuff is for little kids and teens here.
No grown up will do that here.
But to give you more ammo for that trash-battle:
"A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass." Martin Luther
Every effect that one produces gives one an enemy. To be popular one must be a mediocrity.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature […] to sympathise with a friend’s success.
The Soul of Man Under Socialism, Oscar Wilde
And now go and do your best :-)