Student: "Hey Steve, I’ve got a present for you."
Me: "Oh great! What is it?"
Student: "Here..."
I held out my hand. What did the student hand me?
When I told Pharmie about it later that day, I mentioned that it wasn’t even expired. She said (loudly), “We are NOT using a condom from one of your students!” OK. I suppose.
To make me feel better, Pharmie bought me some gum:
p.p.s. The “Happy Gum” tasted horrible...
p.p.p.s. ...so did the condom.
Ok, I am laughing and wincing at the same time. I only got Dollar Store glazed ceramic elephants and jars of Hershey's Kisses from my students when I taught.
ReplyDeleteThe Happy Gum was funny. Props to your wife.
I did NOT need to know that the condom tasted horrible. GACK!!!
p.s. race report is up.
But which one makes better bubbles/baloons?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you know that the condom tasted horrible?
ReplyDeleteI see that condom is ultra lubricated. Perhaps if you wore it as a sock your feet wouldn't get horrible blisters when you run.
ReplyDeleteThink about it.
I see that condom is ultra lubricated. Perhaps if you wore it as a sock your feet wouldn't get horrible blisters when you run.
ReplyDeleteThink about it.
Could your student have been looking for "extra credit"?
ReplyDeleteOh my heavens!
ReplyDeleteby the by, I'll be out of town next week and will be missing your big give away! BUMMED about this one but will watch for the next one.
New FEET! for Christmas....
ReplyDeleteBut it was ribbed...for her pleasure and she didn't even want to TRY it!?!
ReplyDeleteYou're not giving a test in the near future, are you? Perhaps the "gift" was just a request...
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