Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Osceola Duathlon Photos

The official photos from the Osceola Duathlon are up. Here’s some of my gang:


Me leading my wave out


Finishing the first 5K


Matt (bro-in-law) finishing the first 5K


Borsch, my teammate, on the bike


Matt on the bike


Me coming to the line victorious for Team Tighty-Whitie


Matt coming to the line.
His face says, “I’m glad THAT’S over...”


Miss Osceola and her Princesses who took off chips at the finish


One that the race photographer probably
should have edited out

Local triathlon hero/idol/stud/demigod, David Thompson, was out to race at Osceola. David ran his first 5K in 16:08, rode his (hilly) ride at nearly 25 mph, and then finished off his 1 mile run in 5:19. He finished in 1:12:33, shattering the old course record by about 3:20. He did all that while wearing a cast on his right wrist. Freakin’ rockstar:



In that second run, David was the only one that had a faster time than me (a mere 3 seconds difference). I e-mail him and wrote that I had hoped to have the fastest 1 mile time of everyone competing, but that I had NO problem being second to him.

Here are a few more photos that Steph took during the race that didn’t make it into the race report poem. Here’s one she made of herself that she NEVER thought I would post:


Gotcha Steph!
(Seriously though, thanks for all the great photos!)

Here’s one of me getting changed while sporting the WORLDS WORST CAMEL TOE:



Then I started to admire Borsch’s package. “Did you have to pay extra shipping on that bad boy?”



Because I was the first team member into T1, the other 11 teams watched Borsch and I closely to see how to exchange the chip. Here’s the wide shot of us in T1 being watched:



Here’s the cropped in version of the same photo. I’m under the arrow on the left (holding Borsch’s bike), and Borsch is by the arrow on the right getting the chip strapped to his ankle:



And then there’s this awkward photo from right after I finished. I’m glistening all over, and Borsch is oddly wide-legged:


Weird. Just weird.

If you haven’t read the race report below, you might want to check that out. I wrote it in rhyme. And no, I really don’t know why I wrote it like that. But it IS pretty fun. Just like me. And stop by Borsch’s blog for his side of the story!

And don't forget: there will be farm animals at the TC Marathon this weekend!!...

p.s. Borsch and I made it into the local Osceola Newspaper, and they are sending me 2 copies of the issue we're in. I'll share that with you as soon as I see it!

34 comments:

  1. Camel toe! I'm so confused! First I thought you were a dude; then a chick; then a dude again ...

    And now ...

    I'm just so confused.

    A mighty doo-ath-a-lete Steve
    (An Adam ... or is (s)he an Eve?)
    Won a race in great time
    Then wrote 'bout it in rhyme
    With his penis tucked inside his sleeve.*

    *(I'm assuming. I wrote the above with mine in my sleev. Doesn't everybody?)

    Nice pix. Congrats again, man!(?)

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  2. Damn, just three seconds. You still beat him in my mind :)

    Congrats on a great race. Looks like your whitey-tighties are a little too big for you both. I think your lil' tail needs a size small, maybe an x-small. :)

    Great race to both of you...

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  3. Those are some great action shots! How come your official photos don't have a watermark or anything of that sort?

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  4. Too funny. And a great first comment as well. With the wife beater tshirt you look like a little kid.

    Nice job.

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  5. Silly rabbit,
    Cameltoe is for girls!

    And in my opinion, they look much better on them too.

    Awesome race report and sweet pictures. Great job Steph.

    Cool first post too!

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  6. does borsch know how much you covet his....errrr package??

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  7. It must be said: you have a very impressive fast mile. Anything under 6 is a good day for me. Out of curiosity, what is your PR?

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  8. camel toe? really?

    is there an old blog post that i need to read to explain this to me... cause i thought only women got camel toe.

    =)

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  9. Hysterical report!! Sorry, but that is not a camel toe but does look like a rear end wedgie!

    from a stranger, just dropping by...

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  10. You should try having the runner do the chip exchange, that way the biker is always holding the bike ready to go or ready to rack. Seems to have worked pretty well for my team.

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  11. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Great photos.

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  12. wow. those photos actually make you look like a real athlete. Shocking!

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  13. LOL! Your photos crack me up!

    Hmmm... Tightey whities & wife-beaters. Is that the secret to camera-love?

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  14. Does it chap everyone else's hide that you wear these crazy get-ups and still kick their rear in the race? Just wondering.

    Congrats to both of you!

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  15. I like that the two ladies in the glistening/wide legged photo are staring at you with a clear look of WTF?

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  16. My FAVORITE PICTURE ALL TIME in the world of blogging is the one of you looking at Borsch's package. Not because of the obvious humor in that, but because you're palms are facing up...as if to say...

    "Seriously, though. Is that even anatomically possible?!"

    Thanks again for an out-loud-laugh.

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  17. Ummmm, I don't know how to say this delicately, but in a couple photos in your rhyme post you look a bit like Clay Aiken.

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  18. That first pic is a seriously good photo ... If that was me that would be framed for the trophy room ... if I had one :)

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  19. How you got your buds to wear tiddy's during a race, I will never know..

    Great job out there..

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  20. I'm thinking the girls weren't really looking at how to install the chip thingy - I'm thinking they were contemplating whether or not to report you to security. Did you really say camel toe?

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  21. Are you sure they were watching the chip exchange and not just wondering if you guys were for real?

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  22. boys get cameltoe? euuw lol.

    are you sure that dave guy isnt brad pitt? he looks like him in those photos

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  23. Great race day photo's as always Steve especially with the wonderful short stories that go along with one!

    The photo of the chip exchange is the best as the young ladies are observing you both with very determined eyes :-)

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  24. Awesome pics!!! I admire your, um, "spirit", with the whole tighty-whitey thing... congrats on such a great race!

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  25. YAY FOR BEING IN THE NEWSPAPER! please tell me borsch wore padded bike shorts? you look like youre not even working hard! next time, get some tighter tighty whities!

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  26. Too funny. I love the concept, I think.....

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  27. Great camel toe...

    ish.

    I'll be looking for the farm animals this weekend. Mike and I will be out on the bikes cheering.

    E-I-E-I-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  28. thanks for sharing the awesome photos!

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  29. great photos, as usual, Steve!

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  30. Hi Steve

    Dude, you are as nutty as they come! But the really funny thing is that you are one heck of an athlete as well. What a really cool combination.

    Best of luck.

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  31. Haha.. I agree.. that is the worlds worst Camel Toe!

    Great race dude.

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Thanks for your comments! Have a great day!