Seriously, like you did not see this coming with the whole "bowl full of sunshine shorts"?? :) I am sorry, the comment from the woman at target had me rolling.
Sorry about your marriage- but congrats on your new gay lover! What's with the "bowel" full of sunshine? Hahahahaha.
Actually, I think the Target comment is a sad sign that too few straight men buy flowers for their women. Hint, hint all you straight guys out there- we still like getting flowers.
not funny I HATE you! :)
ReplyDeleteDon't scare me like that again, please.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, like you did not see this coming with the whole "bowl full of sunshine shorts"?? :) I am sorry, the comment from the woman at target had me rolling.
ReplyDeleteFor a second there, I thought you were being serious. grrr...
ReplyDeleteWell at least it ended now, before you started fighting over men!
ReplyDeleteThat was great! I had no idea your wife is as hilarious as you are! You rock, Pharmie!!
ReplyDeleteSorry about your marriage- but congrats on your new gay lover! What's with the "bowel" full of sunshine? Hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think the Target comment is a sad sign that too few straight men buy flowers for their women. Hint, hint all you straight guys out there- we still like getting flowers.
I was looking forward to some juicy marital discourd over my morning coffee - nothing! Good for you!
ReplyDeleteNaw, you 2 are perfect for each other. Both nutty.
ReplyDeleteIt might be the yellow shorts. You better wear 'em more often.
ReplyDeletedid anyone really think it would last?
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a guest bedroom to go to when my wife was sick. Stupid mircrobial New York housing.
ReplyDeleteWay to reel us in Steve!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Don't do that again, mr.
ReplyDeleteShe's too good for you anyway :)
ReplyDeleteHA HA too funny. I read Pharmie's post before this came up so just the title made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI've had to wait all day to read Pharmie's post....too funny, you two were made for each other...LMAO
ReplyDeleteUmm yeah... Dude who eats cold chef boyardee (or whatever that crap was before your Tri) CANNOT criticize my stale popcorn. Try again, sucka!
ReplyDeleteI guess you've been outted. When do we get to meet the lucky guy?
ReplyDeleteomigosh, that's a great post from your wife! she's got a great sense of humor! (and you do, too, obviously!) haha!
ReplyDeleteAh man I'm disappointed, I thought it was going to be my chance with you ;-) LOL
ReplyDeletej/k
do not scare me like that steve!!!
ReplyDelete1) That was ten kinds of mean.
ReplyDelete2) I hated you for a good minute there.
3) YOU'RE MEAN.
4) SO glad it's not true. :)
Dude! Thats not funny
ReplyDeleteDude... so not funny!
ReplyDeleteOur place is too small. No such thing as one of us getting sick. But to not sleep in the same bed for 4 days. I can't even fathom.
ReplyDeleteYOUR WIFE HAS A BLOG?!
ReplyDeleteMiz.