Friday Funny 1537: Things You Can Say During Sex and During a Family Dinner

Christmas is nearly upon us. There will be family time. Here's a list of things you can say at a family meal AND during sex.

WARNING!! This is crude. Obviously.

Here are some additional ones that people had posted:

Give me the sauce daddy.

Thank you all for coming.

Dont worry about the carpet, we'll get that stain out later.

Make sure you blow it first.

Your uncle is here.

This tastes salty.

White meat only.

Ok who's turn it is to give grandma a ride?

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