Friday Funny 1298: Things You Can Say During Sex and Pooping

WARNING: this is a little raunchy. (But funny.) You've been warned.

Recently, this question was posted online:

Here were some of the best/worst answers:

MOOOM! CAN YOU PLEASE GET OUT OF THE ROOM?!

No tissues? F*ck.

Is that blood?

It's so big!

Can’t believe I’m getting paid for this. [For the thought that you can poop at work and technically be paid for it.]

That was quick.

My asshole feels bigger now.

MOOOOMM! I'M READY FOR WIPING NOW!

Put it back in.

Stop crying.

Thank God thats over.

Why did I eat Mexican food?

Release the Kraken!

I feel empty now it's over.

Thank god for public restrooms.

What are you doing, uncle Jerry?

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