Friday Funny 698: Condensed Wikipedia Entries

TL;DR Wikipedia has shortened a handful of Wikipedia entries for us. (And in case you're my Mom, "TL;DR" means "too long; didn't read" and can be found in comment sections of the internet for articles that just don't get to the point quickly enough. Kinda like this explanation.)

So here are some Condensed Wikipedia Entries from "TL;DR:"

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