How many ways are there to use a plunger, Kevin?
I bet this guy is high maintenance. (Click here to enlarge.)
If a sock means "sex," I don't want to know what this is for.
This message is probably more for the guys.
Smart Water for a smart ass.
How a true butthole pays his rent.
Given a choice, I'd rather eat pizza that the cats nibbled on.
If these get eaten it's time for a new roommate.
Um...are there drugs in it?
They don't.
Also, boyfriends are like dirty clothes; don't leave yours on the floor.
Pretty cheap for either.
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I love the $20 bill for hookers! Sounds like every roommate that I've had for the past 4 years. I think I'll try the banana trick for ALL my food from now on!
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